Wood Rocket Novelties Australia - Spanking Paddles, Sex Dice & Enamel Pins

About Wood Rocket

Wood Rocket emerged from the adult film industry with a fresh approach to grown-up fun. Myers translated his comedic sensibility from clever porn parodies into a product line that provokes laughter and blushing. The brand philosophy centers on creating unique items people didn't know they needed, like the Magic Wand enamel pin celebrating iconic vibrators. Wood Rocket's range spans sex toys, party supplies, and quirky accessories, all featuring original artwork and quality construction. From Golden GILFs air fresheners to the Filthiest F*cking Coloring Book, every design delivers unexpected amusement for open-minded adults.

Wood Rocket Product Categories

1. Novelty Items: Air fresheners, enamel pins, keychains, trucker hats, earrings, face masks, hand fans
2. Adult Games: Sex dice, nude playing cards, spanking paddles for playful bedroom adventures
3. Gag Gifts: Adult coloring books, storybooks parodying children's tales with mature content
4. Party Supplies: Bachelor/bachelorette party favors, white elephant gifts, secret Santa surprises

Manufacturing Standards

• Materials: Durable plastics, high-quality enamel, heavy card stock, sturdy wood paddles
• Original Designs: Unique illustrations and slogans created in-house by Wood Rocket's team
• Quality Control: Rigorous testing for functionality, finish, and packaging presentation
• Gift-Friendly: Products designed for easy wrapping and maximum impact upon opening
• Detail-Oriented: Thoughtful features like smooth card finish, secure pin backs, long-lasting fragrances

Wood Rocket Collections

Cheeky Home Decor & Accessories

Bring irreverent style to everyday life with Wood Rocket's enamel pins, keychains, and air fresheners. The Bold Statements collection features audacious slogans and images to spark conversations. Express your naughty side on jackets, bags, and rearview mirrors.

After Dark Games & Novelties

Heat up date night with Wood Rocket's sex dice, spanking paddles, and nude playing cards. The Playful Positions dice game inspires spontaneous intimate adventures. Padded leather paddles like the Hot Ass deliver stinging sensations. Naked card decks add strip poker excitement.

Adults Only Books & Stationery

Color outside the lines with Wood Rocket's adult activity books. The Filthiest F*cking Coloring Book indulges your dirty mind. Storybooks like Frosty The Blowman parody classic tales with X-rated comedy. Pair with Wood Rocket's pens and pencils.

Mistress Athena's Training Notes

Wood Rocket's paddles provide compact impact for discipline sessions. The slim, sturdy construction delivers precise sting to punish disobedience. Alternate between the Hot Ass Paddle's two sides for unpredictable sensations that keep submissives on edge. Trace the paddle's edge along sensitive skin to trigger shivering and goosebumps. Combine with Wood Rocket's sex dice to determine the number of strokes earned. Watching subs strain to endure their assigned punishment as they count out each spank is deliciously sadistic.

The nude playing cards serve as humiliating reminders of a sub's place. Tape the cards to their body to designate target areas for torture. A cock card on each ass cheek makes a tempting bullseye for the Hot Ass Paddle. Use the cards to play degrading games, assigning embarrassing acts to each number or suit. Subs must draw a card and immediately perform the corresponding debasement. Design the deck to push boundaries and force subs out of their comfort zones. The longer the game goes, the more desperate and submissive they become.

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Learn More

Explore cheeky adult gifts to discover how Wood Rocket's playful products add humour and fun to celebrations, date nights, and everyday life. Read more at the Adultsmart Blog.

Shop Wood Rocket at BDSMAUSTRALIA

Access Wood Rocket's full range of irreverent adult products at BDSMAUSTRALIA. From spanking paddles to naughty air fresheners, enamel pins, sex dice, and coloring books, find bold items designed to make grown-ups laugh and blush. Embrace your cheeky side with novelties that turn any occasion into unforgettable fun.