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Table Bell by Ozze Creations - Party Gifts and Novelties

Table Bell by Ozze Creations

$14.99
$14.99

Brass table bell with provocative humor inscription by Ozze Creations for parties and social gatherings

Key Features:

Provocative humor-driven desktop accessory

Premium brass construction with durable design

Loud, attention-grabbing ring mechanism

Perfect for adult-oriented social gatherings

Unique conversational novelty item

Vendor: Ozze Creations
SKU: NEW-194-NOATTRIBUTES-SHOP-NONE-69854
Availability: Out Of Stock
Product type: Party Gifts and Novelties
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Your party needs a conversation starter that lands instantly. Table Bell - Show Me Your Tits cuts through the noise with a sharp ring and bold humour, turning any gathering into a moment of laughter and shock. One press, instant comedy.

At a glance
  • Height: 4 inches with 3-inch diameter base
  • Material: Solid brass, polished finish
  • Operation: Manual ring mechanism, no batteries
  • Weight: Approximately 8 ounces
  • Best for: Parties, bars, adult gatherings
  • Special feature: Non-slip base, rust-resistant
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What it is

Table Bell - Show Me Your Tits is a brass desktop accessory engineered for maximum comedic impact. Built from solid brass with a polished finish, it combines functional design with provocative humour. The sturdy base keeps it stable on any flat surface, while the manual ring mechanism delivers a crisp, attention-grabbing sound that cuts through background noise and sparks instant reactions.

What sets this bell apart is its bold inscription paired with precision brass construction. It transforms ordinary spaces into zones of playful interaction, perfect for those who appreciate direct adult humour. See the full BDSM Australia range of Party Gifts to explore other conversation starters and novelty items designed for entertaining gatherings.

Key features

  • Compact footprint: 4-inch height and 3-inch base diameter fit seamlessly on desks, bars, or tables without taking up valuable space.
  • Durable brass body: Solid construction with polished finish resists corrosion and maintains its appearance through years of use.
  • Sharp, clear ring: Manual mechanism produces a loud, resonant sound designed to command immediate attention in any environment.
  • Stable base: Non-slip design ensures the bell stays put during enthusiastic pressing, preventing accidental tipping or sliding.
  • Bold inscription: Provocative text guarantees conversation, laughter, and memorable reactions from guests at any adult gathering.

Specifications

  • Dimensions: 4 inches tall, 3-inch diameter base, weighing approximately 8 ounces for optimal balance and stability.
  • Material: Solid brass with polished finish, rust-resistant coating for durability and long-term performance.
  • Operation: Manual ring mechanism requiring no batteries, electrical components, or charging.
  • Base design: Non-slip construction prevents movement on smooth surfaces during use.
  • Package contents: One Table Bell - Show Me Your Tits, branded packaging, and care instructions.

How to use a party gifts and novelty

Place the bell on any flat surface within easy reach of your guests. Press the top firmly to generate a sharp, loud ring that instantly draws attention and sparks laughter. Use it to call for toasts, announce games, or create custom rules around its activation. Each ring delivers immediate comedy and memorable interaction.

Incorporate the bell into drinking games or use it as a provocative party prop that guests will talk about long after the gathering ends. Challenge friends to specific actions when the bell rings, or establish it as a signal for announcements and surprises. Combine it with other Blush Novelties items to build a complete entertainment setup for your next adult celebration.

Keep all stimulation below the waist, never route current across the chest or through the heart, and avoid use entirely if you have a heart condition, use a pacemaker, or are pregnant. Safety first. This information is general in nature only and is not medical or professional advice; it does not account for your individual circumstances. Discontinue use immediately if you experience pain, numbness, discolouration, irritation or discomfort, and seek advice from a qualified medical professional if you have a relevant health condition or if symptoms persist.

Care and storage

Wipe the brass surface with a soft, dry cloth after each use to maintain its polished appearance. Avoid harsh chemicals or abrasive materials that could damage the finish. Store in a cool, dry place when not in use, protecting it from moisture and extreme temperature changes. Handle the ringing mechanism gently to preserve its clarity and responsiveness.

Learn more

Understanding how to create memorable social moments elevates any gathering. This bell serves as a practical tool for injecting humour and energy into your events. Read more about hosting engaging adult celebrations in our guide, Host Your First Gay Sex Party, which covers entertainment strategies and conversation starters for successful gatherings.

Mistress Athena's training notes

This bell has proven invaluable in my sessions as a psychological conditioning tool. When I ring it, my submissives know immediate obedience follows. The sharp sound creates an instant trigger—anticipation, focus, vulnerability all at once. That single ring transforms the dynamic completely.

Strategically deployed, the bell establishes dominance without a word spoken. During training, one ring might signal inspection, positioning, or any command I choose. My submissives remain constantly alert, never knowing what the next ring demands. The unpredictability keeps them present and attentive.

In group scenarios, the bell's public nature amplifies its psychological impact. Hearing it ring in front of others adds a layer of exposure that heightens vulnerability and reinforces my authority. The provocative inscription becomes part of the power exchange itself—a symbol of control that transcends its physical form.

See this and similar tools in action across my 300+ training videos on the BDSM Australia channel.

How it compares

Feature Table Bell - Show Me Your Tits Standard Desk Bell Hand-Held Air Horn
Material Solid brass, polished finish Painted metal, variable quality Plastic and aluminium
Sound quality Clear, resonant ring Muted, often tinny Loud but harsh blast
Conversation factor High—bold inscription guarantees reactions Low—generic appearance Medium—novelty wears quickly
Durability Long-lasting, rust-resistant brass Prone to chipping and corrosion Refill-dependent, limited lifespan
Best use Adult gatherings, parties, bars Office, service counters Outdoor events, sports

Why you'll reach for it

Explore the simplest way to command attention and generate instant laughter at your next gathering. Table Bell - Show Me Your Tits delivers bold humour backed by solid brass construction that lasts for years. At BDSM Australia, you'll find this novelty bell ready to transform ordinary moments into unforgettable ones. Order yours today and discover why it becomes the most-used item at every party. Service That Keeps Customers Coming Back.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is the Show Me Your Tits Table Bell?
The Show Me Your Tits Table Bell is a brass desktop novelty accessory designed to generate instant laughter and spark conversation with its provocative inscription and crisp, attention-grabbing ring mechanism.
How does the Show Me Your Tits Table Bell function?
The brass bell operates through a traditional mechanical striking mechanism, delivering a loud, clear ring when pressed. Its sturdy base ensures stable placement on desks, bars, or entertainment spaces for maximum comedic impact.
Can the Show Me Your Tits Table Bell be used in different settings?
This table bell works perfectly in bars, home entertainment areas, parties, and social gatherings. Its durable brass construction and bold design make it an ideal conversation starter for adult-oriented social environments.
Where can the Show Me Your Tits Table Bell create maximum entertainment?
Ideal for comedy clubs, adult parties, bars, game nights, and social events where provocative humor is appreciated. The bell's bold inscription and sharp ring guarantee immediate audience attention and comedic engagement.
Will the Show Me Your Tits Table Bell withstand frequent use?
Constructed from high-quality brass with precision engineering, this table bell is built to endure repeated ringing and handling. Its robust design ensures long-lasting performance in high-energy social and entertainment settings.

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