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Table Bell - Show Me Your Tits - Party Gifts and Novelties

Table Bell - Show Me Your Tits

$14.99
$14.99

Brass table bell with provocative humor inscription by Ozze Creations for parties and social gatherings

Key Features:

Provocative humor-driven desktop accessory

Premium brass construction with durable design

Loud, attention-grabbing ring mechanism

Perfect for adult-oriented social gatherings

Unique conversational novelty item

Vendor: Ozze Creations
SKU: NEW-194-NOATTRIBUTES-SHOP-NONE-69854
Availability: Out Of Stock
Product type: Party Gifts and Novelties
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Show Me Your Tits Table Bell is a hilarious novelty desk accessory by Ozze Creations featuring a bold, provocative inscription. Precision-engineered brass construction with a sturdy base. Delivers a crisp ring guaranteed to generate instant laughter and spark conversation at parties or social gatherings.

About Show Me Your Tits Table Bell

The Show Me Your Tits Table Bell represents a perfect blend of functional design and adult humor. Crafted by Ozze Creations, this unique desktop accessory transforms ordinary spaces into zones of comedic interaction. Its robust brass construction ensures durability while maintaining a lightweight profile perfect for bars, home entertainment spaces, and adult gatherings. The bell's clear, resonant ring cuts through background noise, instantly drawing attention and generating immediate reactions. Perfect for those who appreciate provocative humor and want to inject playful energy into social situations.

Show Me Your Tits Table Bell Features

  1. Dimensions: Compact 4-inch height with 3-inch diameter base, designed for stable placement on any flat surface without risk of tipping.
  2. Material: High-quality brass construction providing durability and a substantial feel that enhances its comedic impact.
  3. Function/Power: Manual ring mechanism delivering sharp, attention-grabbing sound that ensures your message is heard loud and clear.
  4. Unique Design: Bold typography and provocative inscription that guarantees instant reactions and conversation sparking.

Product Specifications

  • Complete Measurements: 4 inches tall, 3-inch diameter base, weighing approximately 8 ounces for optimal stability.
  • Material Composition: Solid brass with polished finish, resistant to corrosion and designed for long-lasting performance.
  • Power Source: Manual operation - no batteries or electrical components required.
  • Special Features: Non-slip base, rust-resistant coating, clear and loud ringing mechanism.
  • Package Contents: One Show Me Your Tits Table Bell, branded packaging, care instructions.

Using Show Me Your Tits Table Bell

Basic Operation

Place bell on flat surface within easy reach. When you want attention, simply press the top lever firmly to generate a loud, clear ring. Perfect for parties, bars, or any social setting where you want to make an immediate, humorous statement. One press equals instant comedy.

Advanced Techniques

Incorporate the bell into drinking games, use as a provocative party prop, or create custom rules around its usage. Combine with other adult party games for maximum entertainment potential. Challenge guests to specific actions when the bell rings, creating memorable and hilarious interactions.

Care and Maintenance

Wipe with soft, dry cloth to maintain brass finish. Avoid harsh chemicals. Store in cool, dry place when not in use. Handle with care to preserve ringing mechanism's integrity.

Mistress Athena's Training Notes

I've discovered this bell's incredible potential in my training sessions. I use it as a powerful psychological tool to condition submissive responses. When I ring the bell, my submissives understand immediate obedience is required. The sharp sound creates a Pavlovian reaction, triggering anticipation and submission. I've watched grown adults transform into quivering, attentive pets with a single ring. The bell's provocative message adds an extra layer of humiliation that heightens their vulnerability.

I strategically employ this bell to establish dominance and control. During training, a single ring can mean anything from "strip immediately" to "present yourself for inspection." I've found its unexpected nature keeps submissives constantly on edge, never knowing what command might follow. The psychological impact is profound - the bell becomes more than an object, transforming into a symbol of my absolute authority. I particularly enjoy using it in group scenarios, where the public nature of the command adds an extra layer of intense vulnerability.

Product Comparison

What You Need to Know Show Me Your Tits Table Bell Why This Matters
How Big Is It? 4 inches tall, 3-inch base Compact size, easy to place anywhere
What's It Made Of? Solid brass Durable, long-lasting material
How Does It Work? Manual ring mechanism Simple, no batteries required
What Makes It Special? Provocative inscription Guaranteed conversation starter
Who's It Best For? Adults with bold sense of humor Perfect for parties, bars, gatherings

Shop Show Me Your Tits Table Bell at BDSMAUSTRALIA

Order now and transform your social gatherings. This Show Me Your Tits Table Bell delivers instant comedy and unforgettable moments. Grab yours and prepare for non-stop laughter and shocking reactions.

BDSM Australia ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.

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1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)

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Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.

2. Rural Areas (within Australia)

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International Shipping

The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping. 

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is the Show Me Your Tits Table Bell?
The Show Me Your Tits Table Bell is a brass desktop novelty accessory designed to generate instant laughter and spark conversation with its provocative inscription and crisp, attention-grabbing ring mechanism.
How does the Show Me Your Tits Table Bell function?
The brass bell operates through a traditional mechanical striking mechanism, delivering a loud, clear ring when pressed. Its sturdy base ensures stable placement on desks, bars, or entertainment spaces for maximum comedic impact.
Can the Show Me Your Tits Table Bell be used in different settings?
This table bell works perfectly in bars, home entertainment areas, parties, and social gatherings. Its durable brass construction and bold design make it an ideal conversation starter for adult-oriented social environments.
Where can the Show Me Your Tits Table Bell create maximum entertainment?
Ideal for comedy clubs, adult parties, bars, game nights, and social events where provocative humor is appreciated. The bell's bold inscription and sharp ring guarantee immediate audience attention and comedic engagement.
Will the Show Me Your Tits Table Bell withstand frequent use?
Constructed from high-quality brass with precision engineering, this table bell is built to endure repeated ringing and handling. Its robust design ensures long-lasting performance in high-energy social and entertainment settings.

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