Novelty anatomical writing instrument with soft squeezable material and black ink for parties and pranks
Key Features:
Hilarious anatomical design creates instant conversation
Soft, squeezable exterior with premium black ink
Unique shape breaks traditional writing tool expectations
Perfect for comedy-loving professionals and party enthusiasts
Delivers functional writing with unexpected entertainment value
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This playful pen transforms ordinary writing into an entertaining experience that sparks conversation and humor. Designed with a unique anatomical shape, it combines practical functionality with comedic appeal. The squishy exterior provides a satisfying tactile experience while delivering smooth, consistent ink flow. Ideal for those seeking to add unexpected fun to their writing tools, this pen stands out as more than just a standard writing instrument.
Remove pen from packaging. Hold like a standard writing instrument. Press tip to paper and write normally. Enjoy squeezing the squishy exterior during breaks. Twist or click mechanism to extend or retract writing tip as needed.
Use as an ice-breaker at parties by strategically placing the pen. Create comedic moments by casually using it in professional settings. Incorporate into party games or gift exchanges. Experiment with different writing angles to maximize comedic potential and grip comfort.
Clean exterior with mild soap and water. Avoid extreme temperatures. Store in cool, dry place. Replace ink cartridge when writing becomes faint. Handle with care to maintain squishy texture.
I've discovered this pen's unexpected potential in psychological training. I use it to create moments of surprise and discomfort in my submissives. The unexpected design breaks psychological barriers, creating vulnerability. I'll casually produce it during sessions, watching their reactions. The pen becomes a tool of subtle humiliation, a reminder of my control. I've observed how its mere presence can create tension and anticipation.
I strategically employ this pen as a training implement. Its psychological impact is remarkable. I'll have submissives write lines or personal reflections using this instrument, adding layers of embarrassment and submission. The tactile experience of squeezing while writing creates a unique mental connection. I've watched submissives blush, struggle, and ultimately submit to the pen's playful yet controlling presence. Each stroke becomes a testament to my dominance, transforming a simple writing tool into a powerful training device.
| What You Need to Know | Super Fun Penis Squishy Pen | Why This Matters |
|---|---|---|
| How Big Is It? | 6 inches | Comfortable writing size, maximum comedic impact |
| What's It Made Of? | Soft synthetic material | Durable, squeezable, body-safe design |
| How Does It Work? | Standard ink cartridge, squishy exterior | Reliable writing, stress-relief functionality |
| What Makes It Special? | Unique anatomical design | Instant conversation starter |
| Who's It Best For? | Adults seeking humor, party enthusiasts | Perfect for parties, gifts, ice-breakers |
Pick up the ultimate conversation starter that transforms ordinary writing into an unforgettable experience. Grab your Super Fun Penis Squishy Pen and watch the laughter begin!
BDSM Australia ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.
Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.
Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.
Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)
Shipping time refers to the estimated time that it will take to deliver your order after it’s ready to ship (Please note this does not include time to process your order). Shipping time does not commence after your order is put through but begins the moment your order has been processed and is ready to dispatch via the our freight carrier..
1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)
All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.
Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.
2. Rural Areas (within Australia)
All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.
Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.
Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.
International Shipping
The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.
Please note in regards to all orders
– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.
– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.
– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.
– The order cut off times are based on normal Business Hours and exclude weekends and Holidays: Monday – Friday 12 pm
– When your order ships you will receive an email from us with a link to track your order. If you receive your tracking number before 6 pm (AEST) it may not be updated on the Carrier’s website until that evening.
Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.
We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.
Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.
Due to health and safety regulations, sex-toy.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.
This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.
To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.
You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.
Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully.
Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.
If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.
Exceptions / non-returnable items
We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.
Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.
Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.
Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.
Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.