

Polyester neckties featuring cartoon sheep in amorous positions for adding cheeky humor to formal attire
Key Features:
Provocative cartoon sheep design
High-quality polyester construction
54-inch standard adult length
Conversation-starting statement piece
Unique comedic neckwear option
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The Sheep Ties represent a unique fusion of sartorial style and irreverent comedy, offering wearers a chance to showcase their bold sense of humor. Crafted from high-quality polyester, these ties deliver both durability and comfort while ensuring maximum comedic impact. Each tie features intricately designed cartoon sheep engaged in playful, suggestive interactions that guarantee double-takes and laughter. Whether worn to a bachelor party, casual office environment, or adult-themed gathering, these ties transform standard neckwear into a conversation-starting statement piece. Tight-fitting accessories have never been this entertaining.
Drape tie around neck using standard necktie knot techniques. Position graphic elements for maximum visibility and comedic effect. Ensure even hang and smooth presentation. Adjust knot to highlight most provocative sheep illustrations.
Experiment with tie placement to strategically reveal most humorous sheep interactions. Pair with nurse outfit for enhanced comedic potential. Use as icebreaker at parties, subtle conversation starter in professional settings. Rotate graphic positioning to maintain element of surprise.
Hand wash in cool water. Avoid harsh detergents. Hang dry immediately. Light iron on low heat if wrinkles develop. Store flat to maintain graphic integrity.
I discovered these ties are more than mere clothingthey're psychological manipulation tools. I use them to destabilize submissives, creating uncomfortable yet hilarious tension. The sheep graphics become conversation triggers, revealing individual humor thresholds. I've watched grown men blush, their composure shattering under playful graphic scrutiny. These ties expose vulnerability through unexpected comedy, a technique I've refined over years of psychological domination.
I strategically deploy these ties during training scenarios, watching submissives squirm between professional decorum and graphic humor. The ties become psychological weapons, testing emotional resilience. I've observed fascinating reactionssome laugh nervously, others retreat into embarrassed silence. Each response reveals deeper psychological mechanisms. By introducing unexpected visual stimuli, I break down traditional communication barriers, forcing submissives to confront their own discomfort. The ties are not just accessories; they're precise instruments of controlled psychological manipulation.
| What You Need to Know | Sheep Ties | Why This Matters |
|---|---|---|
| How Big Is It? | 54 inches long | Standard adult necktie length |
| What's It Made Of? | 100% Polyester | Durable, wrinkle-resistant material |
| How Does It Work? | Graphic humor necktie | Conversation starter, comedy accessory |
| What Makes It Special? | Unique sheep illustrations | Unexpected, provocative design |
| Who's It Best For? | Comedy lovers, party attendees | Those wanting humorous statement piece |
Discover the Sheep Ties, a revolutionary necktie that transforms standard accessories into comedy gold. Perfect for those seeking to inject humor into their wardrobe. Grab yours now and become the life of the party!
BDSM Australia ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.
Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.
Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.
Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)
Shipping time refers to the estimated time that it will take to deliver your order after it’s ready to ship (Please note this does not include time to process your order). Shipping time does not commence after your order is put through but begins the moment your order has been processed and is ready to dispatch via the our freight carrier..
1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)
All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.
Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.
2. Rural Areas (within Australia)
All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.
Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.
Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.
International Shipping
The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.
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– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.
– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.
– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.
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Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.
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Exceptions / non-returnable items
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