Novelty bottle opener with humorous sex and alcohol warning message from Ozze Creations
Key Features:
Provocative graphic design sparks immediate social interaction
Durable construction for reliable bottle opening
Compact and easily portable bar accessory
Generates immediate laughter and conversation
Unique humor-driven design for social settings
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The Ozze Creations Bottle Opener represents a distinctive entertainment accessory that combines functional utility with a cheeky conversational message. Engineered for consistent performance, this opener delivers smooth bottle opening capabilities while sparking immediate social interaction. Its compact design ensures easy handling and storage, making it ideal for home bars, kitchen drawers, and social events. The unique graphic design immediately catches attention, transforming a standard bottle opener into a memorable conversation piece that generates laughs and commentary. Perfect for adding humor to your drinking accessories collection.
Position bottle cap against opener's edge. Apply firm downward pressure while gripping bottle securely. Leverage opener's design to smoothly remove cap with minimal effort. Rotate opener slightly if initial attempt doesn't fully remove cap. Enjoy immediate visual humor from provocative message.
Experiment with opener as a conversation starter at parties. Use graphic design to break ice and generate immediate laughter. Combine with other novelty accessories for enhanced entertainment. Position strategically on bar or kitchen counter to maximize visual impact and generate spontaneous interactions.
Wipe clean with damp cloth after use. Avoid harsh chemicals or abrasive cleaning materials. Store in dry environment to maintain graphic print quality. Periodically check for any loosening of graphic design.
I discovered this bottle opener during a particularly wild weekend gathering. Its provocative message immediately caught my attention, sparking delightful conversations among my submissives. I love using unexpected items to create psychological tension. The opener became an instant tool for generating uncomfortable yet exciting interactions. I strategically placed it where my submissives would notice, watching their reactions with intense amusement. The graphic design perfectly disrupts social expectations, creating moments of vulnerability and surprise.
I employ this opener as a subtle training mechanism. Its message serves as a psychological trigger, reminding my submissives about boundaries and consent. I've observed fascinating responses - some nervous laughter, others complete embarrassment. The opener becomes more than a simple tool; it's a conversation starter that exposes underlying dynamics. I carefully watch how each submissive interacts with the object, noting their comfort levels and internal reactions. Some become flustered, others lean into the humor. It's a remarkable instrument for psychological exploration, revealing intricate layers of personality and vulnerability.
| What You Need to Know | Ozze Creations Opener | Why This Matters |
|---|---|---|
| How Big Is It? | 4 inches long | Compact and easy to handle |
| What's It Made Of? | Durable metal | Long-lasting with consistent performance |
| How Does It Work? | Manual bottle opening | No batteries required |
| What Makes It Special? | Provocative graphic message | Generates immediate social interaction |
| Who's It Best For? | Party hosts, humor enthusiasts | Creates memorable social moments |
Get the ultimate conversation starter for your next gathering. This unique bottle opener delivers instant entertainment with its bold message. Grab yours now and transform ordinary bottle opening into an unforgettable experience.
BDSM Australia ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.
Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.
Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.
Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)
Shipping time refers to the estimated time that it will take to deliver your order after it’s ready to ship (Please note this does not include time to process your order). Shipping time does not commence after your order is put through but begins the moment your order has been processed and is ready to dispatch via the our freight carrier..
1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)
All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.
Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.
2. Rural Areas (within Australia)
All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.
Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.
Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.
International Shipping
The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.
Please note in regards to all orders
– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.
– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.
– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.
– The order cut off times are based on normal Business Hours and exclude weekends and Holidays: Monday – Friday 12 pm
– When your order ships you will receive an email from us with a link to track your order. If you receive your tracking number before 6 pm (AEST) it may not be updated on the Carrier’s website until that evening.
Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.
We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.
Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.
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To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.
You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.
Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully.
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If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.
Exceptions / non-returnable items
We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.
Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.
Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.
Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.
Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.