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Ozze Creations Holding Dicks Novelty Bottle Opener - Party Gifts and Novelties

Ozze Creations Holding Dicks Novelty Bottle Opener

$19.99
$19.99

Novelty bottle opener shaped like male anatomy from Ozze Creations for parties and gag gifts

Key Features:

Provocative metal design with reliable bottle-opening mechanism

5-inch length for comfortable handling

Precision-crafted metal construction

Guaranteed conversation starter at social events

Combines humor with practical beverage service utility

Vendor: Ozze Creations
SKU: NEW-3555
Availability: Out Of Stock
Product type: Party Gifts and Novelties
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Ozze Creations Holding Dicks Novelty Bottle Opener is a playful and functional bottle opener featuring a provocative design. Constructed from durable metal with a length of 5 inches. Perfect for parties, this opener combines humor and utility for entertaining beverage service.

About Ozze Creations Holding Dicks Novelty Bottle Opener

This unique bottle opener transforms ordinary drink service into a memorable experience. Crafted with precision, the Ozze Creations design captures attention immediately with its cheeky aesthetic. Unlike standard openers, this novelty item becomes an instant conversation starter at social gatherings. The carefully shaped metal ensures reliable bottle opening while providing maximum entertainment value. Ideal for those who appreciate humor with their functionality, this opener stands out as a must-have party accessory.

Holding Dicks Novelty Bottle Opener Features

  1. Dimensions: Compact 5-inch length with ergonomic grip, perfectly sized for easy handling and maximum comedic impact during beverage service.
  2. Material: High-quality metal construction ensures durability and long-lasting performance through multiple social gatherings and party scenarios.
  3. Function/Power: Precise bottle-opening mechanism guarantees smooth removal of bottle caps with minimal effort and maximum entertainment.
  4. Unique Design: Provocative shape creates instant laughter and becomes a memorable talking point at any social event or celebration.

Product Specifications

  • Complete Measurements: 5 inches total length, perfectly balanced for comfortable grip and maximum comedic effect.
  • Material Composition: Premium metal construction with smooth finish, designed for repeated use and lasting durability.
  • Power Source: Manual operation requiring no batteries or electrical components.
  • Special Features: Unique sculptural design that doubles as both functional tool and conversation piece.
  • Package Contents: One Ozze Creations Holding Dicks Novelty Bottle Opener in protective packaging.

Using Holding Dicks Novelty Bottle Opener

Basic Operation

Position the opener against bottle cap, applying firm pressure to create leverage. Grip the unique handle firmly, ensuring maximum control. Smoothly pull to remove cap, allowing the provocative design to generate immediate laughter and surprise among party guests.

Advanced Techniques

Experiment with different gripping angles to maximize comedic impact. Use as an unexpected ice-breaker at parties, passing around to create memorable moments. Combine with other novelty items to enhance party entertainment. Challenge friends to creative bottle-opening displays that showcase the opener's unique design.

Care and Maintenance

Wipe clean with soft cloth after use. Store in dry location to maintain metal finish. Avoid harsh chemicals or abrasive cleaning materials that might damage the unique design.

Mistress Athena's Training Notes

I love using unexpected objects to create psychological tension. This bottle opener becomes more than a mere tool - it's a weapon of humiliation and control. I've watched submissives squirm as I casually display it, their minds racing with potential implications. The psychological impact is delicious. I strategically place it where they can see it, creating anticipation and nervous excitement. The object itself becomes a symbol of my power, transforming a simple opener into a instrument of mental domination.

I carefully select moments to introduce such provocative items into my training sessions. The bottle opener represents more than its physical function - it's a psychological trigger. I've observed how even the most composed submissives become unnerved by its presence. I use it to create discomfort, to push boundaries, to remind them of their vulnerability. The object becomes a constant reminder of my control, its mere existence generating a complex mix of fear and arousal. I watch their reactions carefully, noting every micro-expression, every subtle shift in their demeanor.

Product Comparison

What You Need to Know Holding Dicks Opener Why This Matters
How Big Is It? 5 inches Compact and easy to handle
What's It Made Of? Premium metal Durable and long-lasting
How Does It Work? Manual bottle opening No batteries required
What Makes It Special? Unique provocative design Instant conversation starter
Who's It Best For? Party enthusiasts, humor lovers Creates memorable moments

Shop Holding Dicks Novelty Bottle Opener at BDSMAUSTRALIA

Browse our exclusive Ozze Creations Holding Dicks Novelty Bottle Opener. Transform your social gatherings with this unique, conversation-starting accessory. Grab yours now and elevate your party experience!

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All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.

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1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)

All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.

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If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.

2. Rural Areas (within Australia)

All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.

Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.

Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

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International Shipping

The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping. 

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We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.

Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is the Ozze Creations Holding Dicks Novelty Bottle Opener?
A humorous 5-inch metal bottle opener designed with a provocative shape, combining functional drinking accessory design with comedic visual appeal for social gatherings and party entertainment.
Can this bottle opener effectively open different bottle types?
Absolutely. The precision-engineered metal design ensures reliable bottle cap removal across standard beer, soda, and beverage bottles with consistent performance and maximum comedic impact.
How does the Holding Dicks Bottle Opener function during social events?
Works as an instant conversation starter, creating memorable moments by combining practical bottle-opening utility with unexpected graphic humor that generates immediate laughter and attention.
Is this novelty bottle opener a unique gift option?
Perfect for individuals with bold humor preferences, party enthusiasts, and those appreciating unconventional kitchenware. Delivers both functional utility and guaranteed entertainment during social interactions.
Where can the Holding Dicks Bottle Opener enhance party experiences?
Ideal for home bars, bachelor/bachelorette parties, adult gatherings, game nights, and any social setting where provocative humor and practical functionality are appreciated simultaneously.

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