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Naughty Notes Greeting Card Wanna F-ck - Sex Games, Coupons and Tricks
Naughty Notes Greeting Card Wanna F-ck - Sex Games, Coupons and Tricks

Naughty Notes Greeting Card Wanna F-ck

$19.99
$19.99

Provocative greeting card set with warming oil, sex challenges, and Kama Sutra position guide for couples

Key Features:

Provocative communication tool for sexual exploration

Comprehensive set with foreplay oil and challenge cards

Breaks traditional greeting card communication barriers

Illustrated Kama Sutra position guide included

Interactive sexual challenge gameplay design

Vendor: Kama Sutra Products
SKU: NV-669-NOATTRIBUTES-SHOP-NONE-67109
Availability: In stock
Product type: Sex Games, Coupons and Tricks
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Product Description

Couples often struggle to talk openly about sexual desires. This greeting card breaks that barrier by combining playful provocation with practical guidance, delivering warming oil, interactive games, and illustrated positions in one discreet package.

At a glance
  • Size: 5×7 inches, standard greeting card format
  • Material: Premium cardstock with glossy finish
  • Includes: Warming foreplay oil, game instructions, position guide
  • Function: Interactive sexual communication tool
  • Power: No batteries required—manual experience
  • Best for: Couples seeking to explore desires together
🚚 Plain, discreet packaging🔒 Discreet billing↩︎ Hygiene-conscious returns policy

What it is

Naughty Notes Greeting Card Wanna F-ck transforms a simple card into a comprehensive sexual exploration toolkit. It combines bold, provocative messaging with actionable content: a warming lubricant, multi-player sex games, and detailed Kama Sutra position illustrations. Unlike standard romantic cards, this set removes guesswork from sexual communication and gives partners concrete ways to connect physically and emotionally.

What sets it apart is its honest approach to desire. The card doesn't whisper or apologize—it speaks directly about sex, then backs that up with practical tools. See the full BDSM Australia range of Sex Coupons for other ways to spark conversation and adventure with your partner.

Key features

  • Discreet packaging: Standard envelope delivery keeps your purchase private and the surprise intact for your partner.
  • Complete contents: Card, warming oil, game rules, and illustrated position guide arrive ready to use immediately.
  • Durable design: High-quality cardstock with moisture-resistant ink withstands handling and repeated use.
  • Multi-player games: Structured challenges encourage both partners to participate actively and communicate desires.
  • Visual guidance: Kama Sutra illustrations provide clear, anatomical reference for positions without awkward explanation.

Specifications

  • Dimensions: 5 inches wide by 7 inches tall, fitting standard envelopes for mail or hand delivery.
  • Card material: Premium cardstock with glossy finish and non-toxic body-safe ink.
  • Included lubricant: Warming foreplay oil in sealed container, ready to apply.
  • Games and guides: Multi-player sex challenges with complete instructions and Kama Sutra position illustrations.
  • Power source: None—entirely manual, requiring no batteries or charging.
  • Full package contents: One greeting card, envelope, warming oil, game instructions, position guide.

How to use a sex games, coupons and trick

Start by selecting the right moment—when you and your partner are relaxed and open to conversation. Present the card dramatically in its envelope for maximum impact. Open it together, read the provocative message aloud, and let the tension build. Review the included game instructions and choose which challenge appeals to you both.

Apply the warming oil as directed, then select a position from the illustrated guide or play one of the suggested games. Talk openly about boundaries and desires before you begin. For couples interested in more advanced exploration, Sex Machines offer another way to intensify shared experiences. The card works best when both partners approach it with curiosity and honest communication about what they want.

Use the warming oil sparingly, apply it away from sensitive mucous membranes, and clean the area thoroughly after use; discuss all games and positions beforehand to ensure both partners feel comfortable and safe. Safety first. This information is general in nature only and is not medical or professional advice; it does not account for your individual circumstances. Discontinue use immediately if you experience pain, numbness, discolouration, irritation or discomfort, and seek advice from a qualified medical professional if you have a relevant health condition or if symptoms persist.

Care and storage

Keep your card in a cool, dry location away from direct sunlight, which can fade the printing. Protect it from moisture and humidity to maintain the cardstock quality. Store the warming oil in its sealed container between uses. Wipe away any oil residue immediately after use to prevent staining. Replace the card if it becomes damaged or bent.

Learn more

Understanding the psychology of desire and communication strengthens any partnership. This card opens conversations that many couples find difficult to start alone. For deeper insight into how sexual products shape modern relationships, read Sex Toy Business Start Up Facts.

Mistress Athena's training notes

By Mistress Athena — professional dominant and kink educator, sole instructor behind BDSM Australia's library of training videos. Read her full bio →

This card's power lies in its directness—no apology, no softening. I present it unexpectedly to create immediate psychological tension and gauge my submissive's genuine reaction. The moment they open it, I watch their vulnerability. That split second reveals exactly where they are in their submission and what leverage I hold.

I use the games strategically within my training protocols. Some submissives respond to gentle guidance through the positions; others require firmer direction. The warming oil becomes part of my sensory control—I decide when and how it's applied, making even comfort a privilege earned through obedience.

What makes this card effective in my practice is its dual nature: playful on the surface, deeply controlling underneath. By selecting which game or position my submissive will perform, I reinforce my dominance without explicit force. They're playing, yes—but always under my direction, always aware that their pleasure exists only because I permit it.

See this and similar tools in action across my 300+ training videos on the BDSM Australia channel.

How it compares

Feature Naughty Notes Card Standard Couples' Game Solo Position Guide
Communication tool Yes—breaks desire barriers directly Yes—but more generic No—reference only
Includes lubricant Yes—warming oil included Usually not No
Multi-player games Yes—structured challenges Yes—often lengthy setup Not applicable
Visual position guide Yes—illustrated Kama Sutra Sometimes—varies widely Yes—but no other content
Discreet presentation Yes—card and envelope format No—usually boxed No—usually hardcover book

Why you'll reach for it

Shop at BDSM Australia for a greeting card that actually delivers on its promise—real conversation starter, real tools, real connection. This card cuts through awkwardness and gives you concrete ways to explore together. Whether you're new to talking about desire or deepening an existing dynamic, it opens doors with confidence and humour. Order now and transform an ordinary moment into something unforgettable. Everything for Bondage Under One Roof.

Shipping Information

BDSM Australia ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.

Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.

Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.

Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)

Shipping time refers to the estimated time that it will take to deliver your order after it’s ready to ship (Please note this does not include time to process your order). Shipping time does not commence after your order is put through but begins the moment your order has been processed and is ready to dispatch via the our freight carrier..

1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)

All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.

Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.

2. Rural Areas (within Australia)

All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.

Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.

Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.

International Shipping

The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping. 

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.

Please note in regards to all orders

– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.
– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.
– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.
– The order cut off times are based on normal Business Hours and exclude weekends and Holidays: Monday – Friday 12 pm
– When your order ships you will receive an email from us with a link to track your order.  If you receive your tracking number before 6 pm (AEST) it may not be updated on the Carrier’s website until that evening.

Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.

Returns Policy

We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.

Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.

Due to health and safety regulations, sex-toy.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.

This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.

To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.

You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.

Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully. 

Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.
If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

Damages and issues

Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

Exceptions / non-returnable items

We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.

Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.

Refunds

We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.

Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is the Naughty Notes Greeting Card Wanna F-ck?
An explicit greeting card set designed to spark sexual communication, featuring provocative challenges, warming foreplay oil, and illustrated Kama Sutra position guides for couples seeking to intensify their intimate connections.
When should couples use the Naughty Notes Greeting Card?
Perfect for date nights, anniversaries, or moments when partners want to break sexual communication barriers, explore new intimate challenges, and ignite passionate encounters with structured, playful sexual guidance.
Does the Naughty Notes Greeting Card include additional sexual resources?
Includes warming foreplay oil, multi-player sex challenge cards, detailed Kama Sutra position illustrations, and explicit communication prompts to help couples navigate and explore their sexual desires more openly.
Should sexually adventurous couples invest in this greeting card set?
Ideal for couples wanting to expand sexual communication, break traditional romantic card boundaries, and engage in structured, playful sexual exploration with professional, illustrated guidance and interactive challenges.
How can the Naughty Notes Greeting Card enhance BDSM play?
Provides explicit challenge cards, position illustrations, and communication tools that can be integrated into BDSM dynamics, helping partners negotiate boundaries, explore desires, and create more intentional sexual experiences.

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