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Little Genie Super Fun Novelty Penis Notepad 100 Pages - Party Gifts and Novelties

Little Genie Super Fun Novelty Penis Notepad 100 Pages

$19.99
$19.99

Hilarious 100-page penis-shaped notepad measuring 8.5 x 5.5 inches for office pranks and gag gifts

Key Features:

Hilarious penis-shaped page design

100-page lightweight paper stock

8.5 x 5.5 inch dimensions

Unique comedic office accessory

Guaranteed conversation starter

Vendor: Little Genie
SKU: NEW-9069
Availability: Out Of Stock
Product type: Party Gifts and Novelties
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Little Genie Super Fun Novelty Penis Notepad is a hilarious 100-page office accessory featuring cheeky penis-shaped pages designed to spark laughter and conversation. Measuring 8.5 x 5.5 inches with lightweight paper stock, this notepad transforms mundane workplace communication into a comedic experience.

About Super Fun Penis Notepad

The Little Genie Super Fun Novelty Penis Notepad represents a bold comedic statement for professionals with an irreverent sense of humor. Each page is meticulously crafted to resemble a stylized penis shape, providing a unique writing surface that guarantees double-takes and unexpected giggles. Perfect for those who appreciate workplace humor that pushes boundaries, this notepad transforms standard note-taking into a provocative comedy experience. Whether you're jotting meeting notes or leaving messages for colleagues, these pages ensure maximum comedic impact. Ideal for pranks, gag gifts, or simply injecting levity into daily administrative tasks, this tongue-in-cheek accessory delivers guaranteed laughs.

Super Fun Penis Notepad Features

  1. Dimensions: Compact 8.5 x 5.5 inches, lightweight design perfect for desk, messenger bag, or office drawer storage.
  2. Material: High-quality white paper stock with penis-shaped outline printed on each page for maximum comedic effect.
  3. Function/Power: Standard writing surface with humorous anatomical outline, creating instant conversation and laughter.
  4. Unique Design: Detailed penis silhouette ensures each page becomes a conversation starter and workplace comedy prop.

Product Specifications

  • Complete Measurements: 8.5 x 5.5 inches, 100 total pages, lightweight paper stock for easy writing and transportation.
  • Material Composition: Premium white paper with precise penis-shaped page design and clean printing quality.
  • Power Source: No batteries required - pure comedic energy and human creativity drive this notepad.
  • Special Features: Unique page design guarantees laughter, perfect for office pranks and humorous communication.
  • Package Contents: One 100-page Super Fun Penis Notepad with hilarious anatomical page design.

Using Super Fun Penis Notepad

Basic Operation

Remove notepad from packaging. Select a penis-shaped page. Write your message using pen or pencil. Tear page carefully along perforated edge. Deliver note to unsuspecting recipient, preparing for potential shocked reactions and uncontrollable laughter.

Advanced Techniques

Leverage the provocative design for maximum comedic impact. Use during serious meetings to subtly undermine professional tension. Leave notes for colleagues that transform standard communication into unexpected humor. Experiment with different writing styles that complement the penis shape.

Care and Maintenance

Store in cool, dry place. Keep away from moisture. Handle pages gently to prevent tearing. Use standard writing instruments for best results.

Mistress Athena's Training Notes

I adore using unexpected tools to break psychological barriers. This notepad represents more than mere comedy - it's a weapon of humiliation and surprise. I've watched submissives squirm when receiving notes written on these pages, their embarrassment palpable. The mere suggestion of a penis shape triggers immediate vulnerability. I control their reactions through unexpected humor, watching their cheeks flush and their composure crumble. Each page becomes a psychological manipulation tool, transforming mundane communication into a power exchange.

I strategically deploy this notepad to destabilize my submissives' expectations. By introducing humor into serious contexts, I demonstrate my complete control over their emotional landscape. I've used these pages to leave cryptic instructions, humiliating reminders, and provocative messages. The penis shape itself becomes a trigger, a constant reminder of my dominance. I watch their reactions carefully - some laugh nervously, others blush, some become instantly submissive. Each response reveals their deeper psychological mechanisms. This notepad isn't just paper; it's a precision instrument of psychological manipulation.

Product Comparison

What You Need to Know Super Fun Penis Notepad Why This Matters
How Big Is It? 8.5 x 5.5 inches Compact size, easy to hide or display
What's It Made Of? Premium white paper High-quality printing, clean design
How Does It Work? Standard writing notepad with penis shape Guaranteed laugh generator
What Makes It Special? Unique penis-shaped page design Unprecedented workplace humor
Who's It Best For? Comedy lovers, pranksters, humor enthusiasts Transforms boring notes into entertainment

Shop Super Fun Penis Notepad at BDSMAUSTRALIA

Shop the ultimate workplace comedy accessory. Transform boring note-taking into an unforgettable experience with our Super Fun Penis Notepad. Guaranteed to spark laughter and create memorable moments. Grab yours now!

BDSM Australia ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.

Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.

Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.

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1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)

All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.

Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.

2. Rural Areas (within Australia)

All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.

Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.

Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.

International Shipping

The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping. 

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.

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– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.
– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.
– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.
– The order cut off times are based on normal Business Hours and exclude weekends and Holidays: Monday – Friday 12 pm
– When your order ships you will receive an email from us with a link to track your order.  If you receive your tracking number before 6 pm (AEST) it may not be updated on the Carrier’s website until that evening.

Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.

We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.

Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.

Due to health and safety regulations, sex-toy.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.

This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.

To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.

You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.

Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully. 

Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.
If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

Damages and issues

Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

Exceptions / non-returnable items

We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.

Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.

Refunds

We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.

Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is the Little Genie Super Fun Novelty Penis Notepad?
The Little Genie Super Fun Novelty Penis Notepad is a humorous 100-page writing pad featuring penis-shaped pages designed to create laughter and spark unexpected comedic moments during office or personal note-taking.
Where can the Penis Notepad be used most effectively?
This novelty notepad works best in professional environments with colleagues who appreciate irreverent humor, office settings with a playful atmosphere, or as a memorable gag gift for friends with bold comedic tastes.
Should professionals consider this Penis-Shaped Notepad for workplace communication?
Professionals with a strong sense of humor and comfort with boundary-pushing comedy should consider this notepad as a conversation starter, icebreaker, or method to inject unexpected levity into mundane workplace interactions.
How does the Penis Notepad enhance writing and communication experiences?
The Penis Notepad transforms standard note-taking into a comedic experience by providing uniquely shaped pages that guarantee double-takes, unexpected laughter, and memorable interactions during meetings or personal writing moments.
Does the Penis Notepad function effectively in social settings?
This notepad excels in social settings by serving as a provocative conversation piece, generating immediate humor, and creating memorable moments among friends, colleagues, or social groups with adventurous comedic sensibilities.

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