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Little Genie Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks! Pecker Lollies 25 Pack - Party Gifts and Novelties

Little Genie Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks! Pecker Lollies 25 Pack

$34.99
$34.99

Little Genie novelty candy pack with 25 penis-shaped sour lollipops for adult parties and gag gifts

Key Features:

Outrageous 25-pack of penis-shaped sour lollies

Crafted by Little Genie for maximum comedic shock

Sugar-coated schlong design with tangy flavor

Perfect for adult parties and pranks

Unique visual and taste experience

Vendor: Little Genie
SKU: NEW-9059
Availability: Out Of Stock
Product type: Party Gifts and Novelties
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Little Genie Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks! Pecker Lollies is a hilarious adult candy pack featuring 25 penis-shaped sour treats. Each pack contains five sugar schlongs designed for pranks, parties, and passive-aggressive commentary. Perfect for hen's nights and comedic revenge scenarios.

About Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks! Pecker Lollies

These outrageous candy dicks aren't just another novelty treat - they're a statement. Crafted by Little Genie, these sour-powered phallic confections deliver both humor and sharp tang in one provocative package. Each sugar-coated schlong provides maximum comedic impact with a tangy flavor profile that'll make recipients simultaneously laugh and wince. Whether you're planning a raucous bachelorette party or need the ultimate comeback weapon, these lollies guarantee memorable moments. Check out our Fucking Machines collection for more adult-themed entertainment.

Pecker Lollies Features

  1. Dimensions: Approximately 3-inch length per lolly, perfectly proportioned for maximum visual comedy and snacking potential.
  2. Material: High-quality sugar, corn syrup, and food-grade coloring creating realistic and provocative candy shapes.
  3. Function/Power: Delivers instant humor through unexpected phallic design and intense sour flavor profile.
  4. Unique Design: Anatomically detailed candy shapes guaranteed to shock, surprise, and entertain party guests.

Product Specifications

  • Complete Measurements: 25 individual lollies per pack, each measuring approximately 3 inches in length.
  • Material Composition: Sugar, corn syrup, artificial flavoring, food-safe coloring agents.
  • Power Source: Pure sugar energy and comedic potential.
  • Special Features: Sour coating, realistic shape, individually wrapped for hygiene.
  • Package Contents: 25 penis-shaped sour lollies in one hilarious packaging.

Using Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks! Pecker Lollies

Basic Operation

Unwrap lolly. Assess target's sense of humor. Insert directly into mouth or present dramatically to intended recipient. Enjoy their shocked expression. Perfect for parties, pranks, or making bold statements about someone's personality.

Advanced Techniques

Strategically distribute lollies at events for maximum comedic impact. Use as party favors, revenge tools, or conversation starters. Combine with Fetish Bedding for ultimate party shock value. Great for bachelor/bachelorette parties, roasts, or settling workplace disputes.

Care and Maintenance

Store in cool, dry place. Keep sealed until ready to deploy. Consume within recommended timeframe. Not recommended for long-term storage - these are weapons of mass hilarity.

Mistress Athena's Training Notes

I've discovered these delightful lollies are more than mere candy - they're psychological warfare tools. I use them to humiliate and challenge my submissives, forcing them to acknowledge their own ridiculousness. The moment they unwrap a penis-shaped lolly, their entire demeanor shifts. I watch their embarrassment bloom, their cheeks reddening as they realize I've orchestrated their public humiliation. It's not just about the candy; it's about control, about making them understand who truly holds power in our dynamic.

I meticulously select moments to introduce these lollies into training scenarios. Sometimes during group sessions, I'll casually distribute them, watching my submissives squirm. Their discomfort is delicious. I've observed how different personalities react - some laugh nervously, others blush furiously, a few attempt defiance. Each reaction reveals their inner psychology. I use these moments to probe their boundaries, to push them slightly beyond their comfort zones. The lollies become more than candy - they're tools of psychological manipulation, instruments of my will that break down resistance and reinforce my absolute authority.

Product Comparison

What You Need to Know Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks! Why This Matters
How Big Is It? 3-inch phallic lollies Perfect size for maximum visual impact
What's It Made Of? Food-grade sugar, corn syrup Safe, edible, hilarious
How Does It Work? Sour coating, shocking design Guaranteed laugh/shock response
What Makes It Special? Unique phallic shape Unlike any other candy experience
Who's It Best For? Party animals, pranksters Maximum comedy potential

Shop Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks! Pecker Lollies at BDSMAUSTRALIA

Pick up your pack of hilarious, provocative Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks! Pecker Lollies. Perfect for parties, pranks, and making bold statements. Grab yours now and unleash comedic chaos!

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All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.

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If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.

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Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

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All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping. 

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is the Little Genie Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks! Pecker Lollies?
A hilarious adult candy pack containing 25 penis-shaped sour lollipops designed for pranks, parties, and comedic situations. Each sugar-coated schlong delivers maximum humor with a tangy flavor profile.
Will Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks! Pecker Lollies shock party guests?
Absolutely! These provocative penis-shaped candies guarantee unexpected laughter and surprise. Perfect for hen's nights, bachelor parties, and social gatherings where shock value and comedy are desired outcomes.
Which flavors are included in the Pecker Lollies pack?
The Little Genie Sour Dicks lollies feature a sour flavor profile across five different sugar-coated penis shapes. Each lolly delivers a sharp, tangy taste that complements its outrageous visual design.
Can Pecker Lollies be used as a comedic revenge tool?
These sour candy dicks serve as the ultimate passive-aggressive statement. Send a metaphorical message with these provocative lollies that combine sharp humor and unexpected visual comedy.
When should someone deploy Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks! Pecker Lollies?
Ideal for bachelorette parties, adult celebrations, practical jokes, and situations requiring maximum comedic impact. These lollies turn awkward moments into memorable, laugh-inducing experiences.

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