1 1
Little Genie Suck A Bag Of Dicks! Sticky Notes 100 Pack - Party Gifts and Novelties

Little Genie Suck A Bag Of Dicks! Sticky Notes 100 Pack

$19.99
$19.99

100 funny sticky notes featuring provocative bag illustration for office pranks and humor

Key Features:

Shocking office humor in 100-sheet pack

High-quality paper with graphic illustration

Perfectly sized 3x3 inch notes

Comedic communication tool

Guaranteed laugh-inducing design

Vendor: Little Genie
SKU: NEW-9067
Availability: Out Of Stock
Product type: Party Gifts and Novelties
Please hurry! Only 0 left in stock
Little Genie Suck A Bag Of Dicks! Sticky Notes are a hilarious office accessory featuring 100 printed sticky notes designed to shock and entertain. Each sheet depicts a comically drawn bag of dicks, perfect for workplace pranks and sarcastic communication. Guaranteed to make colleagues laugh or cringe.

About Suck A Bag Of Dicks! Sticky Notes

These provocative sticky notes transform mundane office communication into a comedic experience. Crafted with high-quality paper and vibrant printing, each note features a graphically illustrated bag of dicks that delivers maximum comedic impact. The pad contains 100 individual sheets, providing ample opportunity for workplace humor and passive-aggressive messaging. Measuring approximately 3 x 3 inches, these sticky notes are perfectly sized for standard desk use, memos, and unexpected laugh-inducing moments. Testicle torture might be serious business, but these notes are pure comedy.

Suck A Bag Of Dicks! Sticky Notes Features

  1. Dimensions: Compact 3 x 3 inch sheets perfect for standard desk and office environments, ensuring maximum visibility of graphic design.
  2. Material: High-quality paper stock with strong adhesive backing, allowing notes to stick securely to multiple surfaces without damaging underlying materials.
  3. Function/Power: Delivers instant comedic shock value with graphically illustrated bag of dicks design, guaranteed to generate immediate reactions.
  4. Unique Design: Meticulously illustrated graphic that transforms standard sticky note into a provocative communication tool.

Product Specifications

  • Complete Measurements: 3 x 3 inch sheets, packaged in convenient 100-count pad with easy tear-away design.
  • Material Composition: Premium paper stock with non-toxic, fade-resistant ink ensuring long-lasting graphic quality.
  • Power Source: No batteries required - pure human humor powers these sticky notes.
  • Special Features: Strong adhesive backing, individually printed sheets with consistent graphic quality.
  • Package Contents: One 100-sheet pad of Suck A Bag Of Dicks! Sticky Notes, ready for workplace warfare.

Using Suck A Bag Of Dicks! Sticky Notes

Basic Operation

Tear a sheet from the pad, peel off backing, and attach to any surface requiring a comedic message. Perfect for leaving sarcastic reminders, passive-aggressive notes, or simply shocking unsuspecting colleagues. Ideal for cubicle walls, refrigerator doors, and interdepartmental communications.

Advanced Techniques

Strategically place notes in high-traffic areas for maximum comedic impact. Combine with G spot sex toys themed humor for extra shock value. Create elaborate office pranks by leaving multiple notes with escalating graphic designs. Use as conversation starters or ice-breakers in professional settings.

Care and Maintenance

Store in cool, dry place. Avoid direct sunlight to prevent ink fading. Handle with comedic intent and a sense of workplace rebellion.

Mistress Athena's Training Notes

I find these sticky notes deliciously subversive. When training submissives, I often use unexpected humor to break psychological barriers. These notes represent a perfect tool for psychological manipulation. I've watched grown adults squirm when confronted with graphically illustrated humor. The shock value creates an immediate vulnerability, allowing me to establish dominance through unexpected communication methods. The notes serve as a subtle reminder of my control, even in professional environments.

I deploy these sticky notes strategically during training scenarios. They represent more than mere comedy - they're psychological warfare tools. I'll place them in locations guaranteed to create maximum discomfort: performance review documents, team meeting agendas, personal workspace. The graphic design serves multiple purposes: humor, humiliation, and psychological destabilization. I've observed submissives' reactions range from nervous laughter to complete mortification. Each note becomes a micro-lesson in submission, demonstrating my ability to disrupt their carefully constructed professional personas.

Product Comparison

What You Need to Know Suck A Bag Of Dicks! Sticky Notes Why This Matters
How Big Is It? 3 x 3 inches Perfect desk and office size
What's It Made Of? Premium paper stock Durable, high-quality materials
How Does It Work? Peel and stick comedic notes Instant humor delivery system
What Makes It Special? Graphically illustrated design Unique workplace communication tool
Who's It Best For? Comedy lovers, office pranksters Guaranteed laugh generator

Shop Suck A Bag Of Dicks! Sticky Notes at BDSMAUSTRALIA

Grab the most offensive sticky notes in existence. Transform workplace communication with graphic humor that guarantees shocked reactions and uncontrollable laughter. Limited stock - order now before they're gone!

BDSM Australia ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.

Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.

Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.

Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)

Shipping time refers to the estimated time that it will take to deliver your order after it’s ready to ship (Please note this does not include time to process your order). Shipping time does not commence after your order is put through but begins the moment your order has been processed and is ready to dispatch via the our freight carrier..

1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)

All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.

Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.

2. Rural Areas (within Australia)

All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.

Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.

Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.

International Shipping

The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping. 

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.

Please note in regards to all orders

– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.
– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.
– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.
– The order cut off times are based on normal Business Hours and exclude weekends and Holidays: Monday – Friday 12 pm
– When your order ships you will receive an email from us with a link to track your order.  If you receive your tracking number before 6 pm (AEST) it may not be updated on the Carrier’s website until that evening.

Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.

We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.

Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.

Due to health and safety regulations, sex-toy.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.

This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.

To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.

You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.

Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully. 

Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.
If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

Damages and issues

Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

Exceptions / non-returnable items

We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.

Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.

Refunds

We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.

Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is the Little Genie Suck A Bag Of Dicks! Sticky Notes?
The Little Genie Suck A Bag Of Dicks! Sticky Notes are a provocative 100-pack of 3x3 inch comedy notes featuring a graphically illustrated bag of dicks, designed to shock and entertain in workplace or personal communication settings.
Does the Suck A Bag Of Dicks! Sticky Notes pack include unique designs?
Each sticky note in the pack features a comically drawn bag of dicks, offering consistent humorous artwork across all 100 sheets. The notes provide a consistent visual gag with high-quality paper and vibrant printing for maximum comedic impact.
When should someone use these Suck A Bag Of Dicks! Sticky Notes?
Use these sticky notes for workplace pranks, sarcastic messaging, passive-aggressive communication, or as a humorous way to leave unexpected notes for colleagues, friends, or anyone with a sharp sense of comedic timing.
Will the Suck A Bag Of Dicks! Sticky Notes make people laugh?
These sticky notes are guaranteed to provoke strong reactions, ranging from shocked laughter to uncomfortable chuckling. They're perfect for breaking tension, surprising unsuspecting recipients, and delivering a bold comedic punch in various social settings.
Should these Suck A Bag Of Dicks! Sticky Notes be used professionally?
While hilarious, these notes should be used cautiously in professional environments. They're best suited for workplaces with edgy humor, among close friends, or in settings where shocking comedy is appreciated and acceptable.

Related Products

Recently Viewed

Why Shop With BDSM Australia?

FAST ORDER DISPATCH

We ship same day on all in-stock orders placed before 12pm! Free shipping on all orders above $200.

DISCREET PACKAGING

All of our shipments come in discreet packaging ensuring those nosy neighbours will never know!

INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING

We ship our full range of products worldwide with fast dispatch for orders before 12pm Sydney EST!