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Jokes + Parties Original Pussy Straws - 9 Pack

$14.99
$14.99

Anatomically-shaped plastic drinking straws in 9-pack measuring 18.5cm for adult parties and celebrations

Key Features:

Hilarious anatomically-shaped drinking accessory

Durable premium-grade plastic construction

Nine-pack for multiple party uses

Realistic flesh-toned design

Instant conversation starter for adult events

Vendor: Lovetoy
SKU: NV-717-NOATTRIBUTES-SHOP-NONE-68931
Availability: In stock
Product type: Bachelorette and Bucks
Please hurry! Only 2 left in stock
Jokes + Parties Original Pussy Straws are a hilarious 9-pack of anatomically-shaped drinking accessories designed for adult celebrations. Crafted from durable plastic, these flesh-toned straws deliver comedic entertainment at bachelorette parties, hen nights, and social gatherings with guaranteed laughs.

About Jokes + Parties Original Pussy Straws

These provocative party straws represent the ultimate conversation starter for adult events. Measuring 18.5 centimeters in length with a precise 0.7-centimeter diameter, they're engineered for maximum visual humor and practical drinking functionality. The realistic anatomical design ensures instant reactions and memorable photo opportunities. Each straw in the nine-pack is constructed from premium-grade reusable plastic, allowing multiple uses across different celebrations. Their flesh-toned appearance adds to the realistic aesthetic, making them perfect for creating unexpected entertainment.

Jokes + Parties Original Pussy Straws Features

  1. Dimensions: Precisely engineered 18.5 cm length with 0.7 cm diameter, perfectly sized for standard drinking glasses and maximum comedic impact.
  2. Material: High-quality reusable plastic construction ensuring durability and repeated use across multiple party environments.
  3. Function/Power: Delivers instant humor through anatomically provocative design, transforming ordinary beverage consumption into a memorable experience.
  4. Unique Design: Anatomically accurate shape guarantees immediate laughter and serves as an exceptional conversation starter.

Product Specifications

  • Complete Measurements: 18.5 cm total length, 0.7 cm diameter, designed for comfortable drinking and maximum visual comedy.
  • Material Composition: Premium-grade reusable plastic with flesh-toned coloration for realistic anatomical representation.
  • Usage Type: Perfect for bachelorette parties, hen nights, birthday celebrations, and adult-oriented social gatherings.
  • Special Features: Instant humor generation, photogenic design, and conversation-starting capabilities.
  • Package Contents: Nine individually packaged anatomically shaped straws in a single entertaining collection.

Using Jokes + Parties Original Pussy Straws

Basic Operation

Simply remove a straw from packaging, insert into your preferred beverage, and enjoy the immediate reactions. Position in drinks at parties to generate instant laughter. Ideal for creating memorable moments during social gatherings. Clean with warm soapy water between uses for hygienic consumption.

Advanced Techniques

Incorporate these straws into drinking games for enhanced entertainment. Use as props for photo sessions or party challenges. Create drinking rituals that maximize comedic potential. Combine with other party accessories to elevate the entertainment factor. Challenge guests to creative drinking scenarios using these provocative straws.

Care and Maintenance

Wash thoroughly with warm water and mild soap after each use. Air dry completely before storing. Store in cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. Inspect for damage before subsequent uses.

Mistress Athena's Training Notes

I've discovered these straws offer more than mere comedic value. I use them strategically to break psychological barriers during group interactions. I watch how submissives react when confronted with such provocative objects - their discomfort becomes a fascinating study. I've observed individuals transform from reserved to playful within moments of encountering these straws. Their reactions reveal deep-seated psychological triggers about sexuality and humor.

I employ these straws as psychological training tools, observing how individuals navigate social vulnerability. I create scenarios where submissives must interact with these objects, monitoring their emotional responses. I've witnessed profound transformations as people confront their internal barriers through seemingly innocent party accessories. I strategically use them to challenge social conditioning, pushing participants beyond their comfort zones. I analyze each reaction, understanding how humor can dismantle psychological defenses.

Product Comparison

What You Need to Know Jokes + Parties Straws Why This Matters
How Big Is It? 18.5 cm length Perfect for standard glasses
What's It Made Of? Reusable Plastic Durable, easy to clean
How Does It Work? Comedic Party Accessory Generates instant laughter
What Makes It Special? Anatomical Design Unique conversation starter
Who's It Best For? Adult Party Enthusiasts Bachelorette, birthday events

Shop Jokes + Parties Original Pussy Straws at BDSMAUSTRALIA

Find the ultimate party accessory guaranteed to spark laughter and create unforgettable moments. These anatomically provocative straws transform ordinary celebrations into extraordinary experiences. Grab your pack and elevate your next gathering!

BDSM Australia ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.

Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.

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1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)

All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.

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If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.

2. Rural Areas (within Australia)

All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.

Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.

Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.

International Shipping

The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping. 

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.

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Refunds

We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.

Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is the Jokes + Parties Original Pussy Straws 9 Pack?
A provocative party accessory featuring nine anatomically-shaped drinking straws designed for adult celebrations, crafted from durable plastic with a flesh-toned realistic design for maximum comedic impact during social gatherings.
Can these party straws be used multiple times?
Yes, these premium-grade plastic straws are reusable and designed for repeated entertainment at bachelorette parties, hen nights, and adult-themed celebrations, providing long-lasting comedic potential across multiple events.
How do the Pussy Straws create humor at parties?
The anatomically-shaped design provides instant visual comedy, creating unexpected laughter and memorable moments. Their realistic flesh-toned appearance ensures shock value and conversation-starting potential at adult social gatherings.
Is the Jokes + Parties Straw Pack suitable for different events?
Perfect for bachelorette parties, birthday celebrations, hen nights, and adult gatherings where provocative humor is appreciated. The nine-pack offers ample opportunities for shared comedic experiences and group entertainment.
Where can these anatomical straws enhance party experiences?
Ideal for private parties, adult celebrations, bachelorette events, and social gatherings where risqué humor is welcomed. They provide a memorable, laugh-inducing drinking accessory that guarantees conversation and entertainment.

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