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Jerk it Soap - Sex Games, Coupons and Tricks
Jerk it Soap - Sex Games, Coupons and Tricks
Jerk it Soap - Sex Games, Coupons and Tricks

Jerk it Soap

$39.99
$39.99

Humorous novelty soap by Shots Toys with masturbation-themed shape made from glycerin for bathroom laughs

Key Features:

Provocative design transforms standard personal hygiene

High-quality glycerin and natural cleansing ingredients

4-inch novelty soap with comedic visual appeal

Functional cleaning product with unexpected humor

Conversation-starting bathroom accessory

Vendor: Shots Toys
SKU: NV-648-NOATTRIBUTES-SHOP-NONE-65728
Availability: Out Of Stock
Product type: Sex Games, Coupons and Tricks
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Jerk It Soap is a humorous novelty soap by Shots Toys featuring a playful masturbation-themed design. Made from glycerin and natural cleansing agents, this 4-inch soap provides effective cleaning with an irreverent twist that guarantees bathroom laughs and conversation.

About Jerk It Soap

Designed to transform mundane personal hygiene into an entertaining experience, Jerk It Soap breaks traditional bathroom product boundaries. This cheeky cleansing product combines high-quality soap ingredients with a provocative shape that immediately draws attention. Perfect for those who appreciate humor in everyday items, the soap delivers genuine cleaning performance while sparking instant conversations. Its unique design makes it an excellent conversation starter, whether displayed as a novelty item or used during regular shower routines. Crafted with attention to detail, this soap ensures you'll clean up with a smile, adding personality to your Fantasy Wigs and personal care collection.

Jerk It Soap Features

  1. Dimensions: Approximately 4 inches long, ergonomically shaped for easy handling and maximum comedic impact.
  2. Material: Premium glycerin base with natural cleansing agents, ensuring effective skin cleaning and smooth texture.
  3. Function: Provides thorough cleansing while delivering maximum entertainment value during personal hygiene routines.
  4. Unique Design: Hand-molded shape guaranteed to produce immediate laughter and serve as a memorable bathroom accessory.

Product Specifications

  • Complete Measurements: 4 inches length, 2 inches width, perfectly sized for standard soap dishes and hand use.
  • Material Composition: Glycerin-based soap with natural botanical extracts and skin-friendly cleansing components.
  • Power Source: No battery required - pure manual soap functionality with maximum comedic potential.
  • Special Features: Novelty shape, conversation-starting design, fully functional cleaning properties.
  • Package Contents: One Jerk It Soap, packaged in humorous branded wrapper with cheeky instructions.

Using Jerk It Soap

Basic Operation

Wet the soap under running water, creating a rich lather. Rub across body surfaces just like standard soap, enjoying its unique shape and comedic design. Use in shower, bath, or sink for maximum entertainment and cleaning effectiveness.

Advanced Techniques

Consider displaying Jerk It Soap as a conversation piece in bathroom or powder room. Use as a memorable gift for bachelor/bachelorette parties, white elephant exchanges, or as a cheeky present for friends with adventurous senses of humor. Pair with Inflatable Vibrators for maximum comedic impact during gift-giving.

Care and Maintenance

Store in dry soap dish between uses. Allow soap to air dry completely. Avoid prolonged water exposure to maintain shape and prevent rapid dissolution.

Mistress Athena's Training Notes

I've discovered Jerk It Soap provides unexpected psychological training opportunities. I often use novelty items like this to test my submissives' reactions to humor and embarrassment. Watching their expressions when encountering unexpected comedy becomes a subtle form of control. I'll strategically place this soap in shared bathrooms, observing how different personalities respond to its provocative design. Some blush, some laugh, some become momentarily flustered - each reaction reveals fascinating psychological nuances about submission and social discomfort.

I relish using unexpected items like Jerk It Soap to challenge submissive expectations. By introducing humor into typically serious scenarios, I destabilize their emotional frameworks. I'll sometimes require submissives to discuss the soap's design, forcing them to verbalize potentially uncomfortable topics. This method strips away social pretense, revealing raw psychological responses. I've watched individuals transform from reserved to vulnerable simply by confronting a comedic soap design. The soap becomes more than an object - it's a psychological assessment tool, revealing layers of personal inhibition and potential for growth.

Product Comparison

What You Need to Know Jerk It Soap Why This Matters
How Big Is It? 4 inches long Perfect size for hand use and display
What's It Made Of? Glycerin with natural extracts Skin-friendly, effective cleaning
How Does It Work? Standard soap application Easy to use, maximum entertainment
What Makes It Special? Unique masturbation-themed design Conversation starter, memorable gift
Who's It Best For? Comedy lovers, gift-givers Those appreciating bathroom humor

Shop Jerk It Soap at BDSMAUSTRALIA

Shop the soap that turns personal hygiene into a laugh-out-loud experience. Jerk It Soap delivers genuine cleaning with maximum comedic potential. Grab yours now and transform your bathroom routine!

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If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.

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All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping. 

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is Jerk It Soap?
Jerk It Soap is a humorous glycerin-based cleansing product designed as a novelty bathroom item featuring a provocative shape that combines genuine cleaning performance with irreverent visual humor.
When should someone use Jerk It Soap?
Use Jerk It Soap during regular shower routines, as a bathroom conversation starter, or as a comedic gift for friends who appreciate cheeky personal hygiene products with unexpected design elements.
Does Jerk It Soap actually clean effectively?
Jerk It Soap contains natural cleansing agents and glycerin, providing genuine washing capabilities while maintaining its playful design. It delivers standard soap cleaning performance with an added comedic twist.
Should someone buy Jerk It Soap as a gift?
Jerk It Soap makes an excellent gag gift for individuals with bold humor, those who enjoy unconventional bathroom accessories, or friends who appreciate provocative and unexpected personal care products.
How does Jerk It Soap differ from standard soap?
Unlike traditional soap, Jerk It Soap features a deliberately humorous design that transforms ordinary personal hygiene into an entertaining experience, sparking immediate conversation and bathroom amusement.

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