Hott Products chocolate flavoured novelty lollipop with humorous facial design at 3.50 inches long
Key Features:
Unique comedic facial design on chocolate lollipop
Premium chocolate flavor using quality ingredients
3.50-inch structural design with detailed visual elements
Novelty confectionery that surprises and entertains
Innovative approach to standard candy experience
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This unique chocolate lollipop represents an innovative approach to novelty confectionery, delivering both visual humor and genuine flavor quality. Manufactured with carefully selected ingredients including sugar, glucose syrup, and specialized color additives, the product offers a distinctive sensory experience. Its carefully engineered design ensures structural integrity while maintaining a playful aesthetic that captures attention. Exploring the intersection between culinary creativity and comedic presentation, this Luxury Sex Toys inspired approach transforms standard candy consumption into an interactive moment of entertainment.
Remove lollipop from individual wrapper. Examine unique facial design. Hold by sturdy stick and appreciate visual humor. Place in mouth and enjoy rich chocolate flavor. Perfect for parties, gifts, or moments requiring unexpected entertainment.
Experiment with presentation methods. Use as unexpected party favor or comedic gift element. Combine with other novelty items for maximum surprise impact. Consider photography opportunities showcasing unique design. Explore Locking Cock Cages themed party concepts for maximum shock value.
Store in cool, dry environment. Maintain individual packaging until consumption. Consume within recommended shelf life. Handle with clean hands to preserve hygienic presentation.
I discovered this delightful confection during a particularly intense training session. I love using unexpected items to keep my submissives off-balance. The shock of presenting something so absurdly humorous creates immediate psychological disruption. I watched their expressions transform from confusion to nervous laughter. The chocolate flavor provides a subtle reward mechanism, while the ridiculous design maintains my complete control. I strategically use such items to demonstrate my unpredictability and maintain psychological dominance.
I've refined my techniques with this remarkable tool over numerous encounters. I carefully select moments of maximum vulnerability to introduce such surprising elements. The lollipop becomes a symbol of my absolute control - something simultaneously childish and deeply manipulative. I observe how different submissives react: some giggle nervously, others become momentarily paralyzed. I use their reactions as immediate feedback about their psychological flexibility. Each interaction becomes a carefully constructed experiment in human response, with this innocent-looking candy as my primary instrument of psychological exploration.
| What You Need to Know | Shit Face Chocolate Lollipop | Why This Matters |
|---|---|---|
| How Big Is It? | 3.50 x 1.50 x 2.00 inches | Perfect single-serving size for maximum impact |
| What's It Made Of? | Sugar, glucose syrup, food colors | Safe, standard confectionery ingredients |
| How Does It Work? | Novelty design, chocolate flavor | Humor + taste in single product |
| What Makes It Special? | Unique facial design | Transforms standard candy experience |
| Who's It Best For? | Party enthusiasts, humor lovers | Creates memorable entertainment moments |
Get the ultimate conversation starter today. Transform ordinary moments with this uniquely designed chocolate lollipop. Surprise your friends, shock your guests, and create unforgettable memories with one simple treat.
BDSM Australia ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.
Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.
Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.
Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)
Shipping time refers to the estimated time that it will take to deliver your order after it’s ready to ship (Please note this does not include time to process your order). Shipping time does not commence after your order is put through but begins the moment your order has been processed and is ready to dispatch via the our freight carrier..
1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)
All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.
Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.
2. Rural Areas (within Australia)
All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.
Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.
Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.
International Shipping
The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.
Please note in regards to all orders
– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.
– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.
– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.
– The order cut off times are based on normal Business Hours and exclude weekends and Holidays: Monday – Friday 12 pm
– When your order ships you will receive an email from us with a link to track your order. If you receive your tracking number before 6 pm (AEST) it may not be updated on the Carrier’s website until that evening.
Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.
We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.
Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.
Due to health and safety regulations, sex-toy.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.
This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.
To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.
You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.
Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully.
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If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.
Exceptions / non-returnable items
We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.
Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.
Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.
Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.
Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.