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Hott Products Shit Face Chocolate Flavour Lollipop - Party Gifts and Novelties

Hott Products Shit Face Chocolate Flavour Lollipop

$14.99
$14.99

Hott Products chocolate flavoured novelty lollipop with humorous facial design at 3.50 inches long

Key Features:

Unique comedic facial design on chocolate lollipop

Premium chocolate flavor using quality ingredients

3.50-inch structural design with detailed visual elements

Novelty confectionery that surprises and entertains

Innovative approach to standard candy experience

Vendor: Hott Products
SKU: NEW-6075
Availability: Out Of Stock
Product type: Party Gifts and Novelties
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Shit Face Chocolate Flavour Lollipop is a novelty confection by Hott Products featuring a humorous facial design and rich chocolate flavor. Precisely crafted at 3.50 inches long with distinctive visual details. A playful candy that transforms standard treat experiences into memorable moments of surprise and entertainment.

About Shit Face Chocolate Flavour Lollipop

This unique chocolate lollipop represents an innovative approach to novelty confectionery, delivering both visual humor and genuine flavor quality. Manufactured with carefully selected ingredients including sugar, glucose syrup, and specialized color additives, the product offers a distinctive sensory experience. Its carefully engineered design ensures structural integrity while maintaining a playful aesthetic that captures attention. Exploring the intersection between culinary creativity and comedic presentation, this Luxury Sex Toys inspired approach transforms standard candy consumption into an interactive moment of entertainment.

Shit Face Chocolate Flavour Lollipop Features

  1. Dimensions: Precisely measured at 3.50 inches length, 1.50 inches width, creating a perfectly balanced confectionery experience with optimal visual impact.
  2. Material: Crafted from premium sugar and glucose syrup base with FDA-approved color additives ensuring consistent quality and appearance.
  3. Function/Power: Delivers authentic chocolate flavor profile while providing humorous visual design that transforms standard candy consumption experience.
  4. Unique Design: Distinctive facial expression molding creates immediate conversation starter and memorable party favor concept.

Product Specifications

  • Complete Measurements: 3.50 x 1.50 x 2.00 inches, half-ounce weight providing perfect single-serving confectionery experience.
  • Material Composition: Sugar, glucose syrup, artificial colors including FD&C Yellow 5 and Yellow 6 for vibrant presentation.
  • Power Source: No battery required - pure confectionery engineering and creative design.
  • Special Features: Individually wrapped for hygiene, sturdy stick design prevents breakage during consumption.
  • Package Contents: Single novelty chocolate lollipop with protective individual packaging.

Using Shit Face Chocolate Flavour Lollipop

Basic Operation

Remove lollipop from individual wrapper. Examine unique facial design. Hold by sturdy stick and appreciate visual humor. Place in mouth and enjoy rich chocolate flavor. Perfect for parties, gifts, or moments requiring unexpected entertainment.

Advanced Techniques

Experiment with presentation methods. Use as unexpected party favor or comedic gift element. Combine with other novelty items for maximum surprise impact. Consider photography opportunities showcasing unique design. Explore Locking Cock Cages themed party concepts for maximum shock value.

Care and Maintenance

Store in cool, dry environment. Maintain individual packaging until consumption. Consume within recommended shelf life. Handle with clean hands to preserve hygienic presentation.

Mistress Athena's Training Notes

I discovered this delightful confection during a particularly intense training session. I love using unexpected items to keep my submissives off-balance. The shock of presenting something so absurdly humorous creates immediate psychological disruption. I watched their expressions transform from confusion to nervous laughter. The chocolate flavor provides a subtle reward mechanism, while the ridiculous design maintains my complete control. I strategically use such items to demonstrate my unpredictability and maintain psychological dominance.

I've refined my techniques with this remarkable tool over numerous encounters. I carefully select moments of maximum vulnerability to introduce such surprising elements. The lollipop becomes a symbol of my absolute control - something simultaneously childish and deeply manipulative. I observe how different submissives react: some giggle nervously, others become momentarily paralyzed. I use their reactions as immediate feedback about their psychological flexibility. Each interaction becomes a carefully constructed experiment in human response, with this innocent-looking candy as my primary instrument of psychological exploration.

Product Comparison

What You Need to Know Shit Face Chocolate Lollipop Why This Matters
How Big Is It? 3.50 x 1.50 x 2.00 inches Perfect single-serving size for maximum impact
What's It Made Of? Sugar, glucose syrup, food colors Safe, standard confectionery ingredients
How Does It Work? Novelty design, chocolate flavor Humor + taste in single product
What Makes It Special? Unique facial design Transforms standard candy experience
Who's It Best For? Party enthusiasts, humor lovers Creates memorable entertainment moments

Shop Shit Face Chocolate Flavour Lollipop at BDSMAUSTRALIA

Get the ultimate conversation starter today. Transform ordinary moments with this uniquely designed chocolate lollipop. Surprise your friends, shock your guests, and create unforgettable memories with one simple treat.

BDSM Australia ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.

Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.

Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.

Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)

Shipping time refers to the estimated time that it will take to deliver your order after it’s ready to ship (Please note this does not include time to process your order). Shipping time does not commence after your order is put through but begins the moment your order has been processed and is ready to dispatch via the our freight carrier..

1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)

All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.

Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.

2. Rural Areas (within Australia)

All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.

Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.

Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.

International Shipping

The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping. 

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.

Please note in regards to all orders

– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.
– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.
– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.
– The order cut off times are based on normal Business Hours and exclude weekends and Holidays: Monday – Friday 12 pm
– When your order ships you will receive an email from us with a link to track your order.  If you receive your tracking number before 6 pm (AEST) it may not be updated on the Carrier’s website until that evening.

Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.

We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.

Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.

Due to health and safety regulations, sex-toy.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.

This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.

To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.

You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.

Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully. 

Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.
If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

Damages and issues

Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

Exceptions / non-returnable items

We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.

Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.

Refunds

We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.

Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is the Hott Products Shit Face Chocolate Flavour Lollipop?
A novelty chocolate lollipop featuring a humorous facial design, crafted to deliver both visual comedy and authentic chocolate flavor in a 3.50-inch confectionery experience.
Should candy enthusiasts consider this unique lollipop design?
Absolutely! This playful treat combines high-quality chocolate taste with an unexpected comedic visual element, making it perfect for those seeking memorable and entertaining sweet experiences.
Will the Shit Face Lollipop maintain its structural integrity during consumption?
Engineered with precision, the lollipop maintains its distinctive shape and detailed facial design throughout eating, ensuring a consistent visual and flavor experience from first lick to final bite.
Does the Shit Face Lollipop deliver authentic chocolate flavor?
Crafted with premium ingredients including sugar and glucose syrup, the lollipop provides a rich, genuine chocolate taste that complements its humorous visual presentation.
How does the lollipop's design create a memorable experience?
The unexpected facial design combined with quality chocolate flavor creates a surprising and entertaining sensory moment that transforms an ordinary candy into a conversation-starting novelty item.

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