Female-shaped novelty golf tees that add provocative humor to your game while maintaining standard tee functionality
Key Features:
Unique female-shaped design creates instant visual humor
Maintains professional golf tee performance standards
Engineered for consistent ball placement and height
Ideal for social and recreational golf environments
Transforms routine tee placement into entertaining moment
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These distinctive golf tees represent a unique fusion of entertainment and athletic equipment. Engineered to maintain proper height and stability, they ensure golfers can enjoy both humor and performance during their rounds. The female-shaped design creates immediate visual impact, turning routine tee placement into opportunities for light-hearted interaction. Unlike standard gag gifts, these tees deliver genuine golf functionality while providing consistent amusement. Compatible with multiple golf environments, from casual rounds to bachelor party outings, they transform ordinary golf experiences into memorable social interactions. Fetish Collars might seem unrelated, but both products share a commitment to pushing traditional boundaries.
Insert tee into ground at standard angle, ensuring stable placement. Position golf ball atop the female-shaped tee, maintaining proper height for your specific club. Prepare for potential reactions from playing partners as the unique design becomes visible.
Strategically deploy tees during specific moments for maximum comedic impact. Use during bachelor parties, informal golf outings, or when playing with groups open to humor. Experiment with placement to maximize visual surprise, creating memorable interactions that extend beyond standard golf etiquette.
Clean with standard golf equipment wipes. Store in dry environments away from direct sunlight. Avoid extreme temperatures that might compromise polymer structure. Handle with standard care applied to conventional golf tees.
I love how these tees create immediate psychological tension. When I introduce them during golf outings, I watch players' reactions carefully. Some become immediately uncomfortable, while others lean into the humor. I've observed how these small accessories can dramatically shift group dynamics, revealing hidden personality traits. The visual provocation becomes a form of subtle psychological manipulation, testing social boundaries and individual comfort levels. I find immense satisfaction in creating moments of unexpected disruption.
I consistently use these tees as tools for social exploration. By introducing an element of surprise and mild sexual suggestion, I can gauge group dynamics and individual responses. I've watched entire golf rounds transform from serious athletic pursuits to playful interactions. The tees become conversation catalysts, breaking down formal barriers and revealing underlying social tensions. I meticulously observe how different personalities react - some with embarrassment, others with enthusiastic laughter. These moments of vulnerability provide fascinating insights into human social behavior.
| What You Need to Know | Hott Products Golf Tees | Why This Matters |
|---|---|---|
| How Big Is It? | Standard golf tee length | Fits traditional golf requirements |
| What's It Made Of? | Durable polymer | Resists breaking, maintains shape |
| How Does It Work? | Manual golf tee placement | No batteries, pure mechanical fun |
| What Makes It Special? | Female-shaped design | Generates immediate reactions |
| Who's It Best For? | Golfers with sense of humor | Transforms standard golf experiences |
Get ready to revolutionize your golf game with these provocative tees. Designed for players seeking more than standard equipment, these accessories promise to inject humor and personality into every round. Tee up some laughs today!
BDSM Australia ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.
Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.
Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.
Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)
Shipping time refers to the estimated time that it will take to deliver your order after it’s ready to ship (Please note this does not include time to process your order). Shipping time does not commence after your order is put through but begins the moment your order has been processed and is ready to dispatch via the our freight carrier..
1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)
All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.
Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.
2. Rural Areas (within Australia)
All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.
Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.
Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.
International Shipping
The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.
Please note in regards to all orders
– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.
– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.
– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.
– The order cut off times are based on normal Business Hours and exclude weekends and Holidays: Monday – Friday 12 pm
– When your order ships you will receive an email from us with a link to track your order. If you receive your tracking number before 6 pm (AEST) it may not be updated on the Carrier’s website until that evening.
Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.
We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.
Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.
Due to health and safety regulations, sex-toy.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.
This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.
To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.
You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.
Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully.
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If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.
Exceptions / non-returnable items
We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.
Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.
Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.
Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.
Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.