Regulation size novelty golf balls with humorous printed messages for entertaining rounds on the course.
Key Features:
Regulation-sized golf balls with comedic printed messages
Professional-grade construction maintains performance standards
Delivers consistent flight and accuracy
Perfect for golfers who enjoy humor on the course
Unique conversation-starting design
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Hott Products crafted these unique golf balls to transform ordinary gameplay into entertaining experiences. Each ball features professionally printed humorous sayings that remain clearly visible throughout play. The standard golf ball construction ensures regulation compliance while delivering consistent performance. These balls combine functional quality with comedic potential, making them perfect for golfers who appreciate lighthearted moments during their game. These aren't just gag gifts but fully operational golf balls designed to maintain performance standards while creating memorable interactions with Wax Candles of entertainment.
Use these golf balls exactly like standard golf balls during play. Tee off, hit fairways, and navigate courses normally. The printed messages will naturally become visible during gameplay, creating spontaneous moments of humor. Place on tee, swing normally, and enjoy the reactions from playing partners.
Strategic deployment of these balls can enhance social interactions during golf rounds. Consider revealing messages progressively throughout the game to maintain ongoing entertainment. Experiment with timing of ball selection to maximize comedic potential. Some players recommend saving particularly provocative messages for critical moments in the game.
Clean with standard golf ball washing methods. Avoid harsh chemicals that might damage printed messages. Store in cool, dry locations to maintain message clarity and ball performance. Standard golf ball care techniques apply.
I find these golf balls absolutely delightful for psychological manipulation. I've discovered they're perfect for breaking tension during competitive scenarios. I love watching my submissives squirm when I casually reveal the hilarious messages, creating moments of unexpected vulnerability. I strategically use humor as a control mechanism, watching their reactions carefully. The balls become tools of subtle domination, transforming ordinary interactions into opportunities for psychological exploration.
I meticulously select which messages to deploy based on my submissive's personality. I observe how different individuals react to unexpected humor, using their responses as indicators of deeper psychological patterns. I've found these balls are exceptional tools for reading emotional responses. I watch closely how they navigate potential embarrassment, using these moments to establish subtle power dynamics. I enjoy creating scenarios where my submissives must confront unexpected comedic challenges, revealing their true nature under pressure.
| What You Need to Know | Balls Deep Golf Balls | Why This Matters |
|---|---|---|
| How Big Is It? | 1.68 inches diameter | Standard golf ball size for tournament play |
| What's It Made Of? | Rubber core, professional cover | Ensures consistent performance |
| How Does It Work? | Standard golf ball mechanics | Performs like traditional golf balls |
| What Makes It Special? | Humorous printed messages | Creates memorable gameplay experiences |
| Who's It Best For? | Golfers with sense of humor | Enhances social interactions |
Secure your set of conversation-starting golf balls. Transform ordinary rounds into extraordinary experiences filled with laughter. Add these unique balls to your golf bag and create memorable moments on every course.
BDSM Australia ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.
Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.
Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.
Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)
Shipping time refers to the estimated time that it will take to deliver your order after it’s ready to ship (Please note this does not include time to process your order). Shipping time does not commence after your order is put through but begins the moment your order has been processed and is ready to dispatch via the our freight carrier..
1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)
All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.
Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.
2. Rural Areas (within Australia)
All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.
Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.
Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.
International Shipping
The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.
Please note in regards to all orders
– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.
– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.
– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.
– The order cut off times are based on normal Business Hours and exclude weekends and Holidays: Monday – Friday 12 pm
– When your order ships you will receive an email from us with a link to track your order. If you receive your tracking number before 6 pm (AEST) it may not be updated on the Carrier’s website until that evening.
Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.
We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.
Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.
Due to health and safety regulations, sex-toy.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.
This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.
To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.
You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.
Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully.
Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.
If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.
Exceptions / non-returnable items
We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.
Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.
Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.
Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.
Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.