
Novelty polymer gag gift that expands from small size to approximately 12 inches when placed in water
Key Features:
Dramatic water-activated size transformation
Polymer-based novelty entertainment product
Expands to 12 inches over 72 hours
Perfect for adult party humor
Unique conversation-starting gag gift
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MDI Australia's Grow Your Own Willy represents the ultimate party gag gift designed to generate maximum laughter and entertainment. This unique polymer-based novelty item starts as a compact package and dramatically expands when submerged in room temperature water. The transformation occurs gradually over 72 hours, allowing party guests to witness its impressive growth from a tiny object to a substantial 12-inch conversation piece. Perfect for bachelorette parties, adult celebrations, and groups seeking unconventional humor, this product guarantees memorable moments and endless amusement. Complementing other party novelty items, it provides a unique interactive experience that keeps guests engaged and entertained.
Remove the Grow Your Own Willy from packaging and place in room temperature water. Ensure complete submersion for optimal expansion. Monitor growth periodically, noting size increases over 2-72 hour timeframe. Position in visible location to maximize party entertainment value.
Integrate the growing Willy into party games by creating guessing challenges about final size. Use time-lapse photography to document expansion. Create comedic photo opportunities as it gradually increases. Incorporate into party themes, using its growth as a unique countdown or entertainment focal point.
Keep in water during expansion phase. Avoid extreme temperatures. Handle gently to prevent tearing. Allow natural air drying after water exposure. Store in cool, dry environment when not actively growing.
I've discovered the psychological potential of unexpected growth mechanisms. My submissives find the gradual transformation fascinating, creating anticipation and subtle tension. I use objects like these to demonstrate patience and observation skills. The slow reveal becomes a metaphor for controlled submission, where transformation happens incrementally. I enjoy watching their reactions, noting how uncertainty breeds excitement. The expanding object becomes a symbol of potential, of hidden capacities waiting to emerge.
I strategically employ growth-based objects to train mental flexibility. By introducing unpredictable elements, I challenge my submissives' expectations. The Grow Your Own Willy represents more than a novelty - it's a training tool. I create scenarios where they must wait, observe, and remain composed. Their ability to maintain composure while witnessing gradual change demonstrates their discipline. I use these moments to reinforce control, showing how patience yields surprising results. Each expansion becomes a lesson in surrender, in understanding that transformation happens beyond immediate perception.
| What You Need to Know | Grow Your Own Willy | Why This Matters |
|---|---|---|
| How Big Is It? | 2 inches to 12 inches | Dramatic size transformation |
| What's It Made Of? | Expanding polymer | Safe, non-toxic material |
| How Does It Work? | Water activation | Simple, no batteries required |
| What Makes It Special? | Gradual growth process | Unique party entertainment |
| Who's It Best For? | Adult party groups | Bachelorette, birthday celebrations |
Order your Grow Your Own Willy for unforgettable party entertainment. Create laughter, generate memories, and surprise your guests with this remarkable expanding novelty item. Guaranteed to be the talk of any celebration!
BDSM Australia ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.
Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.
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1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)
All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.
Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.
2. Rural Areas (within Australia)
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The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping.
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