1 2

Fck F*Cking Sheep Sex Position Novelty Tie By Hua Novelties

$14.99
$14.99

Humorous polyester necktie featuring cartoon sheep in provocative positions, 58-inch standard length

Key Features:

Shocking graphic design with cartoon sheep illustrations

High-quality polyester construction

58-inch standard tie length

Perfect for adult-themed comedy events

Unique conversation-starting fashion accessory

Vendor: Hua Novelties
SKU: NEW-6787
Availability: In stock
Product type: Party Gifts and Novelties
Please hurry! Only 3 left in stock

Adult parties and gatherings often lack a genuine conversation starter—something that breaks the ice and delivers immediate laughter. This novelty tie solves that with hilarious cartoon sheep graphics in provocative positions, designed to shock and amuse anyone brave enough to wear it.

At a glance
  • Length: 58 inches, standard adult fit
  • Width: 3.5 inches
  • Material: 100% polyester with color-fast printing
  • Care: Machine washable, hang dry
  • Best for: Bachelor parties, adult events, comedy gifts
  • Function: Instant humor and shock value
🚚 Plain, discreet packaging🔒 Discreet billing↩︎ Hygiene-conscious returns policy

What it is

This novelty tie transforms standard neckwear into an outrageous comedy accessory. Multiple cartoon sheep illustrations depict cheeky scenarios with deliberate graphic placement designed to reveal their true nature only on closer inspection. The polyester construction ensures durability and vibrant print quality that withstands repeated wear and washing, making it a lasting addition to any joke wardrobe.

What sets this tie apart is its shameless commitment to adult humor without sacrificing wearability. It functions as genuine neckwear while delivering maximum comedic shock value. See the full BDSM Australia range of Party Gifts for more adult-focused accessories that spark conversation and laughter at gatherings.

Key features

  • Standard tie dimensions: 58-inch length and 3.5-inch width fit most adult male neck sizes comfortably.
  • Premium polyester fabric: Durable material with color-fast printing technology preserves graphic clarity through repeated washing.
  • Strategically positioned graphics: Sheep illustrations are arranged to maximize comedic reveal as people look closer or move around you.
  • Conversation starter: Designed specifically to disrupt social awkwardness and create instant laughter at parties or events.
  • Easy care: Machine washable on gentle cycle and hang-dried, keeping the tie ready for your next appearance.

Specifications

  • Length: 58 inches from tip to tip
  • Width: 3.5 inches across the widest point
  • Material: 100% polyester with advanced color-fast printing technology
  • Design: Multiple detailed cartoon sheep in provocative positions across the tie surface
  • Washing instructions: Machine wash gentle cycle, cold water; hang dry to preserve print integrity
  • Iron setting: Low heat only if necessary
  • Storage: Lay flat to prevent graphic distortion
  • Package contents: One novelty tie in protective packaging

How to use a party gifts and novelty

Wear this tie like you would any standard neckwear, using traditional tie knots to secure it around your neck. Pair it with solid-colored shirts to make the sheep graphics stand out and maximize their comedic impact. Adjust how tightly you knot it to control how much graphic detail becomes immediately visible to people you meet.

The real art lies in timing the reveal—wear it casually at first, then let people discover the graphics as they look closer or as you move around. Deploy it strategically at adult events, bachelor parties, or themed gatherings where humor and shock value are genuinely appreciated. Explore the full Party Up collection for more novelty items that complement your comedic approach to adult celebrations.

Machine wash gently and hang dry to maintain the tie's print quality and ensure it remains in good condition for repeated wear. Safety first. This information is general in nature only and is not medical or professional advice; it does not account for your individual circumstances. Discontinue use immediately if you experience pain, numbness, discolouration, irritation or discomfort, and seek advice from a qualified medical professional if you have a relevant health condition or if symptoms persist.

Care and storage

Machine wash on a gentle cycle using cold water to protect the printed graphics. Hang dry rather than tumble drying to preserve the polyester and prevent heat damage to the artwork. If ironing becomes necessary, use low heat only. Store the tie flat in a drawer or on a shelf to avoid creasing the graphic panels and prevent distortion of the sheep illustrations.

Learn more

Understanding how to maximize social humor at adult gatherings takes practice and confidence. Read our guide on hosting and navigating party dynamics by checking out the Guide To A Gay Orgy Party for insights on creating memorable social moments. This tie is just one tool in your comedy toolkit for breaking tension and building connection through shared laughter.

Mistress Athena's training notes

Humor serves as a powerful psychological tool in my practice, and this tie exemplifies that principle perfectly. I've deployed unexpected comedy to disarm submissives and shift power dynamics rapidly. When worn during training sessions, the graphic shock creates a moment of cognitive dissonance—they expect strict dominance, but instead encounter playful mockery that leaves them momentarily vulnerable.

My submissives react predictably: nervous laughter, blushing, visible discomfort with the unexpected. These reactions reveal psychological defenses I can exploit. The tie becomes a metaphor for submission itself—ridiculous, undignified, yet utterly under my control. By introducing this during carefully chosen moments, I demonstrate how quickly I can shift emotional landscapes.

Strategic deployment matters most. Wearing it casually until they notice creates additional layers of embarrassment and control. Some submissives become so destabilized by unexpected comedy that their carefully constructed defenses crumble entirely. The sheep graphics serve as a visual reminder that dignity remains negotiable within our power exchange.

See this and similar tools in action across my 300+ training videos on the BDSM Australia channel.

How it compares

Feature Fck F*cking Sheep Sex Position Unique Novelty Fun Birthday Gag Gift Tie Standard Adult Gag Tie Themed Bachelor Party Accessory
Graphic Style Sheep illustrations in sexual positions Generic crude humor graphics Bride/groom themed designs
Material Quality Premium polyester with color-fast printing Basic polyester, print fades easily Standard polyester
Durability Machine washable, maintains quality Limited wash cycles before fading Moderate durability
Shock Value Unique animal-based humor, unexpected Predictable adult jokes Event-specific, less surprising
Versatility Works at multiple event types Limited to specific contexts Only suitable for bachelor events

Why you'll reach for it

Get ready to own the room at your next adult gathering with a tie that genuinely delivers shock and laughter. This accessory works at bachelor parties, themed celebrations, and any event where adults gather to enjoy irreverent humor. Stock it at BDSM Australia and watch how quickly it becomes the conversation everyone remembers. Order yours today and transform yourself into the person everyone wants to talk to. Everything for Bondage Under One Roof.

BDSM Australia ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.

Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.

Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.

Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)

Shipping time refers to the estimated time that it will take to deliver your order after it’s ready to ship (Please note this does not include time to process your order). Shipping time does not commence after your order is put through but begins the moment your order has been processed and is ready to dispatch via the our freight carrier..

1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)

All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.

Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.

2. Rural Areas (within Australia)

All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.

Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.

Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.

International Shipping

The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping. 

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.

Please note in regards to all orders

– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.
– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.
– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.
– The order cut off times are based on normal Business Hours and exclude weekends and Holidays: Monday – Friday 12 pm
– When your order ships you will receive an email from us with a link to track your order.  If you receive your tracking number before 6 pm (AEST) it may not be updated on the Carrier’s website until that evening.

Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.

We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.

Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.

Due to health and safety regulations, sex-toy.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.

This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.

To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.

You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.

Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully. 

Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.
If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

Damages and issues

Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

Exceptions / non-returnable items

We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.

Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.

Refunds

We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.

Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is the Sheep F*cking Novelty Tie?
A provocative comedic necktie featuring cartoon sheep in sexually explicit positions, designed to shock and entertain with its graphic illustrations and unexpected humor for adult social gatherings.
When should someone wear this humorous tie?
Perfect for bachelor parties, comedy events, adult-themed celebrations, shock-value moments, and social settings where outrageous humor is appreciated and expected by a bold audience.
Does the Sheep F*cking Novelty Tie meet standard tie dimensions?
Constructed with standard 58-inch length in high-quality polyester, ensuring proper neck coverage while maintaining its primary function as a comedic conversation-starting accessory.
Should collectors of adult-themed novelty items purchase this tie?
Absolutely recommended for comedy enthusiasts, novelty collectors, and individuals who enjoy pushing social boundaries with provocative graphic design and unexpected humor in fashion.
How can this tie create comedic impact during social interactions?
Strategic cartoon placement allows gradual humor revelation, creating maximum shock value when viewers realize the detailed sexual sheep illustrations upon closer examination.

Related Products

Recently Viewed

Why Shop With BDSM Australia?

FAST ORDER DISPATCH

We ship same day on all in-stock orders placed before 12pm! Free shipping on all orders above $200.

DISCREET PACKAGING

All of our shipments come in discreet packaging ensuring those nosy neighbours will never know!

INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING

We ship our full range of products worldwide with fast dispatch for orders before 12pm Sydney EST!