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F*ckers! Sex Position Candles - Bachelorette and Bucks

F*ckers! Sex Position Candles

$14.99
$14.99

Provocative paraffin wax candles by Little Genie shaped as explicit sex positions for adult parties

Key Features:

Explicit sexual position sculptures in wax form

High-quality paraffin wax with vibrant colors

Meticulously detailed artistic representations

Shock value and conversational entertainment

Unique adult party decoration concept

Vendor: Little Genie
SKU: NV-612-NOATTRIBUTES-SHOP-NONE-58222
Availability: Out Of Stock
Product type: Bachelorette and Bucks
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F*ckers! Sex Position Candles are provocative wax sculptures designed by Little Genie, featuring explicit sexual positions crafted into detailed candle forms. Made from high-quality paraffin wax with vibrant colors, these candles transform adult parties into hilarious, memorable experiences with their cheeky sculptural designs.

About F*ckers! Sex Position Candles

These extraordinary candles represent more than typical decorative lighting - they're conversation starters guaranteed to spark laughter and excitement at adult gatherings. Meticulously designed by a team with a playful sense of humor, each candle captures a different sexual position with remarkable artistic detail. The sculptural wax forms range from playful to provocative, ensuring guests will be simultaneously shocked and entertained. Perfect for bachelorette parties or intimate adult celebrations, these candles transform mundane events into unforgettable experiences.

F*ckers! Sex Position Candles Features

  1. Dimensions: Approximately 6-8 inches tall, featuring intricate sexual position sculptures with detailed anatomical representations
  2. Material: High-grade paraffin wax designed for clean, even burning with vibrant color pigmentation
  3. Function/Power: Long-lasting candles with multiple-hour burn time, creating ambient lighting and provocative conversation while maintaining hygienic standards
  4. Unique Design: Hand-sculpted wax figures depicting various sexual positions with remarkable artistic complexity and humor

Product Specifications

  • Complete Measurements: 6-8 inches height, 2-3 inches width, weight approximately 8-10 ounces per candle
  • Material Composition: 100% paraffin wax with non-toxic color additives, food-grade safe materials
  • Power Source: Standard wick-based burning, no batteries or electrical components required
  • Special Features: Multiple color options, individually wrapped, gift-ready packaging
  • Package Contents: One sculpted sexual position candle, protective packaging, care instructions

Using F*ckers! Sex Position Candles

Basic Operation

Light the wick using a standard lighter or matches. Position candle on heat-resistant surface away from flammable materials. Allow wax to melt gradually, creating ambient lighting. Best used in adult-only environments with proper supervision and away from children or sensitive individuals.

Advanced Techniques

Strategically place candles as conversation starters during adult parties. Use multiple candles to create provocative tableaus. Combine with mood lighting for maximum comedic and sensual impact. Experiment with different candle positions to create unique party atmospheres that encourage playful interactions.

Care and Maintenance

Trim wick to 1/4 inch before each use. Store in cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. Clean any wax residue with soft cloth. Do not expose to extreme temperatures.

Mistress Athena's Training Notes

I've discovered these candles are more than mere decorative objects - they're psychological tools of delightful embarrassment. I strategically place them during group sessions to observe submissives' reactions, watching their discomfort transform into nervous laughter. The sculptural details provoke fascinating responses, revealing hidden vulnerabilities. I enjoy watching participants squirm, their eyes darting between the candles and each other, creating a delicious tension that I can then expertly manipulate.

I use these candles as training implements, challenging submissives to discuss the depicted positions without stuttering. Each hesitation earns punishment, each smooth description earns reward. The candles become more than objects - they're instruments of psychological control. I've witnessed incredible transformations, from initial embarrassment to bold vulnerability. Some submissives become so entranced by the challenge that they forget their initial shame, revealing deeper aspects of their sexual psychology. The candles are my silent collaborators in breaking down inhibitions.

Product Comparison

What You Need to Know F*ckers! Sex Position Candles Why This Matters
How Big Is It? 6-8 inches tall Perfect size for centerpieces and party displays
What's It Made Of? High-quality paraffin wax Clean burning, safe materials
How Does It Work? Standard wick-based burning Easy to use, no complicated setup
What Makes It Special? Sculptural sexual positions Unique conversation starter
Who's It Best For? Adult parties, bachelorette events Guaranteed entertainment

Shop F*ckers! Sex Position Candles at BDSMAUSTRALIA

Check out our provocative F*ckers! Sex Position Candles - the ultimate party accessory that transforms any gathering into an unforgettable experience. Guaranteed to spark laughter, conversation, and maybe a blush or two!

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All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.

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1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)

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If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.

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All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping. 

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is the F*ckers! Sex Position Candle?
A provocative wax sculpture featuring explicit sexual positions, crafted by Little Genie as a humorous and artistic decorative item designed to spark conversation and entertainment at adult gatherings.
Where can these sculptural sex candles be displayed?
Perfect for adult parties, bachelorette celebrations, bedroom decor, or risqué events where guests appreciate cheeky, artistic humor and unconventional decorative pieces that generate laughter and shock.
Should these candles be used as actual lighting?
While functional as candles, these are primarily artistic conversation pieces. Light carefully and supervise burning, as the detailed sculptural designs require gentle handling and controlled flame management.
How do F*ckers! Candles enhance party atmospheres?
These candles instantly create memorable moments by breaking social tension, generating hilarious reactions, and serving as unique conversation starters that transform ordinary gatherings into extraordinary experiences.
Does the F*ckers! Candle work for themed events?
Absolutely perfect for bachelorette parties, adult celebrations, and themed gatherings where provocative humor and artistic expression are appreciated and encouraged among guests.

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