


Novelty anatomical soap bar from Shots Toys measuring 18cm height with 3.5cm diameter for humorous bathroom fun.
Key Features:
Anatomically inspired design with precise soap engineering
High-quality soap base for superior cleansing
18-centimeter height provides extended product use
Unique bathroom conversation piece
Combines humor with practical personal hygiene
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This uniquely designed soap transforms mundane personal hygiene into an entertaining experience. Meticulously engineered with professional-grade soap formulation, it offers more than just basic cleansing. The anatomically inspired shape provides a stable base and comfortable grip, ensuring durability throughout multiple uses. Its substantial size guarantees extended product longevity, while maintaining intricate design details. Perfect for those seeking to inject personality into their bathroom routine or looking for a memorable gift that combines functionality with sophisticated humor. Ideal for adding unexpected excitement to personal care collections.
Wet the soap under running water to activate lather. Hold by the base for stable grip. Gently massage across skin using circular motions. Rinse thoroughly after use. Ensure proper drainage on included stable base to maintain soap quality and prevent unnecessary breakdown.
Experiment with different water temperatures to vary lather intensity. Use as a playful gift for bachelor parties or adult-themed celebrations. Pair with complementary novelty bathroom accessories for maximum comedic impact. Can be displayed as a conversation piece or used as a functional personal care item.
Store on included stable base to prevent moisture accumulation. Allow soap to dry between uses. Keep away from direct heat sources. Clean base periodically to maintain hygienic conditions.
I've discovered this soap's potential extends far beyond mere cleansing. I use it as a psychological training tool, introducing unexpected humor into submissive routines. The anatomical design creates immediate tension and nervous laughter. I watch carefully as submissives navigate their discomfort, using the soap as a subtle demonstration of my control. The detailed craftsmanship allows me to make pointed comments about precision and performance. I enjoy watching their reactions, the mix of embarrassment and curiosity that emerges.
I strategically place this soap in bathroom settings to create psychological challenges. I observe how different submissives react - some with nervous giggles, others with complete mortification. I use its presence to discuss body awareness, personal boundaries, and my absolute control. The soap becomes more than an object; it's a training mechanism. I've watched submissives struggle with maintaining composure, their internal conflict manifesting in subtle physical tells. I carefully note each reaction, using the information to design more intricate psychological scenarios.
| What You Need to Know | Dicky Soap With Balls | Why This Matters |
|---|---|---|
| How Big Is It? | 18 cm total height | Substantial size ensures extended use |
| What's It Made Of? | Premium soap formulation | Skin-friendly, effective cleansing |
| How Does It Work? | Standard soap application | Easy to use, multiple fragrance options |
| What Makes It Special? | Anatomical design | Unique conversation piece |
| Who's It Best For? | Adults seeking humor | Gift-giving, party favors |
Check out the Dicky Soap With Balls - a hilarious addition to any bathroom collection. Transform ordinary cleansing into an unforgettable experience with this uniquely designed soap. Grab yours now and make every shower a moment of entertainment!
BDSM Australia ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.
Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.
Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.
Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)
Shipping time refers to the estimated time that it will take to deliver your order after it’s ready to ship (Please note this does not include time to process your order). Shipping time does not commence after your order is put through but begins the moment your order has been processed and is ready to dispatch via the our freight carrier..
1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)
All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.
Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.
2. Rural Areas (within Australia)
All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.
Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.
Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.
International Shipping
The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.
Please note in regards to all orders
– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.
– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.
– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.
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Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.
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Damages and issues
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