Hilarious breast-shaped party accessory made from durable plastic with flesh-toned color and neck strap
Key Features:
Instant conversation starter at adult parties
Durable high-quality plastic construction
Realistic flesh-toned breast design
Perfect for shock value and humor
Compact and easily transportable accessory
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The Boobie Dummie represents a unique party accessory designed to create memorable moments and spark instant conversations. Crafted with precision from high-quality plastic, this miniature breast pendant transforms ordinary gatherings into extraordinary experiences. Its compact size allows for easy wearing and transportation, making it perfect for bachelor parties, bachelorette events, and adult birthday celebrations. The realistic design ensures maximum comedic impact, turning heads and generating uncontrollable laughter wherever it appears. Whether used as a prop, game element, or conversation starter, this party gift delivers entertainment value that far exceeds its modest dimensions.
Slip the rope necklace over your head, positioning the Boobie Dummie prominently on your chest. Adjust for maximum visibility and comedic impact. Prepare to become the center of attention by simply existing in the same space as unsuspecting party guests.
Experiment with strategic placement during party games. Use as a drink marker, photobomb prop, or unexpected accessory. Challenge friends to increasingly ridiculous scenarios involving the Boobie Dummie. Create elaborate costume concepts that showcase its potential for pure comedic chaos.
Wipe clean with mild soap and water after use. Allow to air dry completely. Store in cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its pristine appearance and comedic potential.
I have discovered the Boobie Dummie's incredible potential for psychological manipulation. I use it strategically to disarm and confuse my submissives, creating moments of unexpected vulnerability. The sudden appearance of this absurd accessory breaks down mental barriers, forcing submissives into a state of bewildered submission. I watch their reactions carefully, noting how humor can be a powerful tool of control. The breast-shaped novelty becomes a symbol of my unpredictability, keeping my subjects perpetually off-balance.
I employ the Boobie Dummie as a training instrument of controlled humiliation. By introducing this unexpected element, I create scenarios that challenge my submissives' comfort zones. I observe their reactions - some laugh nervously, others become intensely uncomfortable, revealing deep-seated psychological triggers. I use these moments to establish dominance, transforming a simple party accessory into a sophisticated psychological weapon. The Boobie Dummie becomes more than an object; it's a tool of emotional manipulation, forcing submissives to confront their own reactions to the absurd and unexpected.
| What You Need to Know | Boobie Dummie | Why This Matters |
|---|---|---|
| How Big Is It? | 2 inches long | Perfect size for maximum comedic impact |
| What's It Made Of? | Durable plastic | Withstands party abuse, easy to clean |
| How Does It Work? | Rope necklace attachment | Instant wearability, no complicated setup |
| What Makes It Special? | Realistic flesh-toned design | Guarantees double-takes and laughter |
| Who's It Best For? | Party enthusiasts, comedy lovers | Transforms any gathering into memorable event |
Get the ultimate party companion that guarantees laughs, shock, and unforgettable memories. The Boobie Dummie is your ticket to becoming the most talked-about guest at any celebration. Grab yours now and prepare for legendary status!
BDSM Australia ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.
Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.
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1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)
All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.
Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.
2. Rural Areas (within Australia)
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Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.
Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
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International Shipping
The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping.
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