

Meet Average Joe The Professor Charles: a 5.5" insertable, realistic dong with a brilliant backstory. This waterproof, harness-compatible toy features a veined shaft, lifelike balls, and a suction cup base. Made from body-safe TPR, it's your ticket to average-sized, above-average fun.
Key Features:
Authentic 5.5-inch realistic dildo design
Body-safe TPR material construction
Suction cup base for multiple positioning
Harness-compatible anatomical dong
Detailed vein texture for enhanced sensation
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The Professor Charles represents a masterful blend of realistic design and functional engineering in the world of adult toys. This meticulously crafted dildo offers users an authentic experience with its carefully sculpted details, including subtle vein textures and a naturally shaped head. Its body-safe Thermoplastic Rubber (TPR) construction ensures maximum comfort and durability, while the suction cup base provides multiple positioning options. Perfect for solo or partnered play, this dong delivers consistent stimulation across different scenarios. For those exploring additional restraint techniques, check out our discipline clamps collection.
Begin by applying water-based lubricant to ensure smooth insertion. Position the suction cup on a clean, smooth surface or attach to a compatible harness. Slowly insert the dildo, allowing your body to adjust to its realistic dimensions. Experiment with different angles and depths to discover maximum pleasure.
Explore advanced stimulation by combining this dong with other toys like silicone penis plugs. Try different positions such as rider, doggy style, or hands-free mounting. Experiment with temperature play by warming or cooling the surface, enhancing sensory experiences. Use in conjunction with restraints for heightened power dynamics.
Clean thoroughly with warm water and mild antibacterial soap after each use. Air dry completely before storage. Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. Use water-based lubricants to maintain material integrity.
I've found The Professor Charles to be an exceptional tool for psychological conditioning. I strategically use its realistic design to create intense mental landscapes for my submissives. By carefully controlling insertion depth and speed, I can manipulate their emotional responses. I watch their pupils dilate, track their breathing patterns, and observe micro-expressions that reveal their deepest vulnerabilities. The dong becomes more than a physical instrument - it's a psychological weapon of precise control.
I meticulously select this specific tool based on individual submissive profiles. Some require gentle introduction, others demand immediate, forceful engagement. I've discovered that its average size makes psychological manipulation more potent than extreme dimensions. By varying pressure, angle, and rhythm, I can deconstruct mental barriers. I've witnessed powerful transformations: trembling resistance melting into complete surrender. The Professor Charles isn't just a toy - it's a conduit for total domination, a means of breaking down complex psychological defenses through calculated, precise stimulation.
| What You Need to Know | Average Joe The Professor Charles | Why This Matters |
|---|---|---|
| How Big Is It? | 5.5 inches | Realistic size, comfortable for most users |
| What's It Made Of? | Body-safe TPR | Hygienic, phthalate-free material |
| How Does It Work? | Manual, suction cup base | Versatile positioning options |
| What Makes It Special? | Realistic design | Authentic sensory experience |
| Who's It Best For? | All experience levels | Approachable, adaptable design |
Secure your ultimate pleasure companion. The Professor Charles delivers unmatched realism and versatility. Elevate your intimate experiences with this meticulously crafted dong. Order now and transform your sensual exploration.
BDSM Australia ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.
Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.
Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.
Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)
Shipping time refers to the estimated time that it will take to deliver your order after it’s ready to ship (Please note this does not include time to process your order). Shipping time does not commence after your order is put through but begins the moment your order has been processed and is ready to dispatch via the our freight carrier..
1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)
All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.
Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.
2. Rural Areas (within Australia)
All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.
Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.
Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.
International Shipping
The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.
Please note in regards to all orders
– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.
– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.
– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.
– The order cut off times are based on normal Business Hours and exclude weekends and Holidays: Monday – Friday 12 pm
– When your order ships you will receive an email from us with a link to track your order. If you receive your tracking number before 6 pm (AEST) it may not be updated on the Carrier’s website until that evening.
Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.
We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.
Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.
Due to health and safety regulations, sex-toy.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.
This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.
To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.
You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.
Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully.
Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.
If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.
Exceptions / non-returnable items
We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.
Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.
Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.
Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.
Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.
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