Meet Average Joe The Professor Charles: a 5.5" insertable, realistic dong with a brilliant backstory. This waterproof, harness-compatible toy features a veined shaft, lifelike balls, and a suction cup base. Made from body-safe TPR, it's your ticket to average-sized, above-average fun.
Key Features:
Realistic design with 5.5" insertable length and 1.56" max girth
Harness-compatible suction cup base for versatile play
Waterproof for shower and bath adventures
Made from body-safe, phthalate-free TPR
Unique backstory adds fantasy element to play
Introducing Average Joe The Professor Charles, a unique addition to your intimate collection that comes with a captivating backstory. Charles isn't just any Average Joe - he's a brilliant academic with a PhD in astrophysics, a bestselling author, and a charismatic public speaker. His mind may be extraordinary, but his package? Well, that's charmingly average.
This true-to-life sized dong offers 5.5 inches of insertable pleasure with a girth of 1.56 inches at its widest point. The realistic tip and veined shaft provide an authentic experience, while the lifelike, tight balls add an extra touch of realism. Whether you're looking for solo fun or partner play, The Professor Charles is ready to educate you on the finer points of pleasure.
Crafted from body-safe, phthalate-free Thermoplastic Rubber (TPR), this dong prioritizes your health and safety without compromising on sensation. Its waterproof design invites you to take your adventures beyond the bedroom - perhaps a steamy study session in the shower?
The Professor Charles isn't just a toy; it's an experience. Imagine the stories this academic Adonis could tell - from late nights at the observatory to heated debates in lecture halls. While his intellect may be vast, his dong remains charmingly relatable, proving that average can be extraordinary in the right hands.
The harness-compatible suction cup base opens up a world of possibilities. Stick it to smooth surfaces for hands-free fun, or use it with your favorite harness for partner play. The versatility of this average joe matches the adaptability of the professor himself.
In a market saturated with larger-than-life options, The Professor Charles stands out by being refreshingly average. It's a celebration of reality, a tribute to the everyday heroes who may not break records but certainly know how to rock your world with their skills and charm.
The attention to detail in the design is impressive. From the carefully crafted veins to the realistic head, every aspect of The Professor Charles has been considered. The slight variation in girth along the shaft - from 1.1" at its slimmest to 1.56" at its widest - provides interesting sensations and a more authentic experience.
For those new to dongs or seeking a size that's more true-to-life, The Professor Charles is an excellent choice. Its approachable dimensions make it less intimidating than some larger options, while still providing satisfying fullness and stimulation.
The waterproof feature adds another layer of versatility to this already adaptable toy. Take it into the shower, bath, or hot tub for some steamy aquatic play. Easy cleaning is an added bonus of this waterproof design - simply wash with warm water and mild soap after use.
As part of the Wildfire "Average Joe" collection, The Professor Charles comes with a sense of humor and a backstory that adds an extra dimension to your play. It's not just a toy; it's a character, a fantasy, a chance to role-play and explore new scenarios.
Remember, while The Professor Charles may be average in size, there's nothing average about the pleasure it can provide. After all, it's not the size of the telescope that matters, but how skillfully you navigate the stars.
Don't miss out on this unique blend of fantasy and reality. Add Average Joe The Professor Charles to your cart now and prepare for a lecture in pleasure that you won't soon forget. Who knows? You might just earn yourself an A+ in satisfaction!
BDSM Australia ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.
Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.
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Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)
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1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)
All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.
Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.
2. Rural Areas (within Australia)
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Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.
Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.
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The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.
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