Meet Average Joe The Bartender Miguel, a realistically sized 6-inch dong from Topco's Wildfire collection. Featuring a veined shaft, tight balls, and a harness-compatible suction cup base, Miguel offers authentic pleasure in a waterproof, body-safe TPR design.
Key Features:
True-to-life size with 6 insertable inches and 1.8" girth
Harness-compatible suction cup base for versatile play
Waterproof design for aquatic adventures
Crafted from body-safe, phthalate-free TPR material
Realistic tip, veined shaft, and tight balls for lifelike sensations
Introducing Average Joe The Bartender Miguel, a realistically sized dong from Topco's Wildfire collection that proves sometimes average is exactly what you need. Part of the innovative Average Joe line, Miguel offers a true-to-life experience that's refreshingly honest and irresistibly satisfying.
In a world that often exaggerates, Miguel keeps it real. With 6 insertable inches (15.25 cm) and a comfortable girth of 1.8" (4.5 cm), this dong represents the authentic dimensions many users prefer. It's a testament to the fact that pleasure isn't about size - it's about quality, comfort, and connection.
Every inch of Miguel is designed to mimic the real deal. From its expertly crafted tip to the subtly veined shaft, this dong offers a genuinely lifelike experience. The addition of realistic, tight balls enhances both the visual appeal and the tactile sensation during play.
Miguel isn't just about solo play. The harness-compatible suction cup base opens up a world of possibilities for partnered fun. Whether you're looking to experiment with pegging or enhance your strap-on play, Miguel is up for the adventure. And thanks to its waterproof design, you can take your escapades from the bedroom to the shower or tub without missing a beat.
Your well-being is paramount, which is why Miguel is crafted from phthalate-free, non-toxic Thermoplastic Rubber (TPR). This body-safe material ensures that you can indulge in your fantasies without compromising on health. For optimal enjoyment and comfort, we recommend pairing Miguel with a water-based lubricant.
Every Average Joe has a story, and Miguel's is one of charm and charisma. Picture him behind the bar, mixing drinks with flair and sharing laughs with patrons. His easy-going nature and quick wit make him a favorite among regulars. Miguel may be average in size, but his personality is anything but. This backstory adds an extra layer of fantasy to your play, allowing you to indulge in a fully realized character.
While Miguel comes equipped with a suction cup base, we believe in full transparency. The suction works, but it may not maintain its grip on smooth surfaces during vigorous use. This minor quirk doesn't detract from Miguel's overall appeal - think of it as part of his charming, down-to-earth character.
Miguel is proud to be part of Topco's Wildfire collection, specifically the Average Joe line. This innovative series celebrates the beauty of realistic expectations, offering a range of dongs that reflect true-to-life sizes. It's a refreshing approach in an industry that often focuses on extremes.
To ensure Miguel remains your faithful companion for many encounters to come, proper care is essential. Clean him thoroughly with warm water and mild soap or a specialized toy cleaner after each use. Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the TPR material.
Miguel is perfect for those who appreciate realism in their intimate products. Whether you're new to dongs and looking for a comfortable starting point, or an experienced user who values authenticity, Miguel delivers. He's also an excellent choice for couples exploring pegging or strap-on play, thanks to his harness-compatible design.
Embrace the charm of the everyday with Average Joe The Bartender Miguel. He may be average in size, but his potential for pleasure is anything but ordinary. Add Miguel to your collection today and discover how sometimes, average is exactly what you need to raise the bar on your pleasure.
BDSM Australia ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.
Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.
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Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)
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1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)
All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.
Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.
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The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.
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