{"product_id":"little-genies-giggle-inducing-gummy-delights","title":"Little Genie's Giggle-Inducing Gummy Delights","description":"Suck A Bag of Gummy Dicks is a hilarious adult novelty candy by Little Genie featuring realistic dick-shaped gummies. 64 grams of sugar-coated, playful treats designed to shock and entertain. Perfect for parties, pranks, and adult humor with a sweet twist.\n\n\u003ch2\u003eAbout Suck A Bag of Gummy Dicks\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese provocative gummy candies transform a classic sweet treat into a cheeky adult experience. Each bag contains meticulously crafted dick-shaped gummies with remarkable attention to anatomical detail. The soft, chewy texture combines high-quality gelatin with natural fruit flavors, creating a surprisingly delicious snack that guarantees laughter. Designed for adults who appreciate humor and don't take themselves too seriously, these gummies are more than just candy - they're a conversation starter. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/bdsmaustralia.com.au\/collections\/urethral-stretcher\"\u003ePerfect for bachelor\/bachelorette parties, pranks, or shocking your friends\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eSuck A Bag of Gummy Dicks Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Individual gummy measures 1.5 inches long, providing a perfectly bite-sized treat with realistic proportions and hilarious shape.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium gelatin base with natural sugar coating, ensuring a soft, chewy texture and vibrant flavor profile.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFunction\/Power:\u003c\/strong\u003e Delivers maximum comedic impact with anatomically accurate design and sweet fruit flavors that surprise and delight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnique Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e Meticulously crafted to resemble male anatomy, creating an unexpected and memorable candy experience.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eComplete Measurements:\u003c\/strong\u003e 64 grams total weight, approximately 20-25 individual gummy dicks per bag.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial Composition:\u003c\/strong\u003e Food-grade gelatin, natural sugar, fruit-based flavoring with no artificial preservatives.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePower Source:\u003c\/strong\u003e No battery required - pure sugary entertainment powered by comedy and shock value.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSpecial Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e Individually wrapped, gluten-free option available, multiple flavor combinations possible.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackage Contents:\u003c\/strong\u003e One sealed bag containing multiple dick-shaped gummy candies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eUsing Suck A Bag of Gummy Dicks\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBasic Operation\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOpen the bag and select your gummy dick. Appreciate the detailed design before consuming. Chew slowly to fully experience the flavor and shape. Perfect for shocking friends, party pranks, or personal amusement. Consume responsibly and prepare for surprised reactions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eAdvanced Techniques\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUse these gummies as ice-breakers at adult parties. Create drinking games involving the candies. Challenge friends to eat them in public for maximum comedic effect. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/bdsmaustralia.com.au\/collections\/blow-up-dolls\"\u003eCombine with other adult party games for increased hilarity\u003c\/a\u003e. Photograph reactions for social media entertainment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eCare and Maintenance\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStore in cool, dry place. Reseal package after opening. Consume within recommended date. Keep away from direct sunlight. No special cleaning required - just unwrap and enjoy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eMistress Athena's Training Notes\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI love using these gummy dicks as a psychological training tool. I'll make my submissives eat them while maintaining eye contact, testing their obedience and ability to handle embarrassment. The detailed shape creates immediate tension and submission. I watch their reactions carefully, noting how quickly they'll follow my instructions. Some blush, some giggle, but all ultimately comply. These candies are more than just a joke - they're a subtle demonstration of control.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eI've discovered these gummies work brilliantly in humiliation scenarios. I'll order my submissives to consume them publicly, watching their discomfort grow. The realistic design means every bite becomes a test of their willingness to please me. I'll sometimes make them describe the flavor while maintaining absolute composure. The psychological impact is profound - breaking down resistance through humor and unexpected commands. Each gummy becomes a symbol of my absolute control, transforming a simple candy into a powerful training instrument.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Comparison\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eWhat You Need to Know\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSuck A Bag of Gummy Dicks\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eWhy This Matters\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHow Big Is It?\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e1.5 inches per gummy\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePerfectly bite-sized, maximum shock value\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWhat's It Made Of?\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFood-grade gelatin\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSafe, quality ingredients\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHow Does It Work?\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eEat and enjoy the humor\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eInstant comedy, party fun\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWhat Makes It Special?\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eAnatomically accurate design\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eUnique, memorable experience\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWho's It Best For?\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eAdults with sense of humor\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eParties, pranks, shock value\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eShop Suck A Bag of Gummy Dicks at BDSMAUSTRALIA\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDiscover the ultimate party conversation starter. These hilarious gummy dicks guarantee laughter, shock, and unforgettable moments. Grab your bag now and prepare for epic reactions!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Little Genie","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47384167022757,"sku":"NEW-467-NOATTRIBUTES-SHOP-NONE-70630","price":19.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/0625\/9621\/files\/22580_Image1.jpg?v=1768291779","url":"https:\/\/bdsmaustralia.com.au\/products\/little-genies-giggle-inducing-gummy-delights","provider":"BDSM Australia","version":"1.0","type":"link"}