{"product_id":"little-genie-suck-a-bag-of-sour-dicks-pecker-lollies-25-pack","title":"Little Genie Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks! Pecker Lollies 25 Pack","description":"Little Genie Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks! Pecker Lollies is a hilarious adult candy pack featuring 25 penis-shaped sour treats. Each pack contains five sugar schlongs designed for pranks, parties, and passive-aggressive commentary. Perfect for hen's nights and comedic revenge scenarios.\n\n\u003ch2\u003eAbout Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks! Pecker Lollies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese outrageous candy dicks aren't just another novelty treat - they're a statement. Crafted by Little Genie, these sour-powered phallic confections deliver both humor and sharp tang in one provocative package. Each sugar-coated schlong provides maximum comedic impact with a tangy flavor profile that'll make recipients simultaneously laugh and wince. Whether you're planning a raucous bachelorette party or need the ultimate comeback weapon, these lollies guarantee memorable moments. Check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/bdsmaustralia.com.au\/collections\/fucking-machines\"\u003eFucking Machines\u003c\/a\u003e collection for more adult-themed entertainment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003ePecker Lollies Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approximately 3-inch length per lolly, perfectly proportioned for maximum visual comedy and snacking potential.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-quality sugar, corn syrup, and food-grade coloring creating realistic and provocative candy shapes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFunction\/Power:\u003c\/strong\u003e Delivers instant humor through unexpected phallic design and intense sour flavor profile.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnique Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e Anatomically detailed candy shapes guaranteed to shock, surprise, and entertain party guests.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eComplete Measurements:\u003c\/strong\u003e 25 individual lollies per pack, each measuring approximately 3 inches in length.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial Composition:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sugar, corn syrup, artificial flavoring, food-safe coloring agents.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePower Source:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pure sugar energy and comedic potential.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSpecial Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sour coating, realistic shape, individually wrapped for hygiene.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackage Contents:\u003c\/strong\u003e 25 penis-shaped sour lollies in one hilarious packaging.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eUsing Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks! Pecker Lollies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBasic Operation\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnwrap lolly. Assess target's sense of humor. Insert directly into mouth or present dramatically to intended recipient. Enjoy their shocked expression. Perfect for parties, pranks, or making bold statements about someone's personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eAdvanced Techniques\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStrategically distribute lollies at events for maximum comedic impact. Use as party favors, revenge tools, or conversation starters. Combine with \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/bdsmaustralia.com.au\/collections\/fetish-bedding\"\u003eFetish Bedding\u003c\/a\u003e for ultimate party shock value. Great for bachelor\/bachelorette parties, roasts, or settling workplace disputes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eCare and Maintenance\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStore in cool, dry place. Keep sealed until ready to deploy. Consume within recommended timeframe. Not recommended for long-term storage - these are weapons of mass hilarity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eMistress Athena's Training Notes\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI've discovered these delightful lollies are more than mere candy - they're psychological warfare tools. I use them to humiliate and challenge my submissives, forcing them to acknowledge their own ridiculousness. The moment they unwrap a penis-shaped lolly, their entire demeanor shifts. I watch their embarrassment bloom, their cheeks reddening as they realize I've orchestrated their public humiliation. It's not just about the candy; it's about control, about making them understand who truly holds power in our dynamic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eI meticulously select moments to introduce these lollies into training scenarios. Sometimes during group sessions, I'll casually distribute them, watching my submissives squirm. Their discomfort is delicious. I've observed how different personalities react - some laugh nervously, others blush furiously, a few attempt defiance. Each reaction reveals their inner psychology. I use these moments to probe their boundaries, to push them slightly beyond their comfort zones. The lollies become more than candy - they're tools of psychological manipulation, instruments of my will that break down resistance and reinforce my absolute authority.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Comparison\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eWhat You Need to Know\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSuck a Bag of Sour Dicks!\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eWhy This Matters\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHow Big Is It?\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3-inch phallic lollies\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePerfect size for maximum visual impact\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWhat's It Made Of?\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFood-grade sugar, corn syrup\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSafe, edible, hilarious\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHow Does It Work?\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSour coating, shocking design\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGuaranteed laugh\/shock response\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWhat Makes It Special?\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eUnique phallic shape\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eUnlike any other candy experience\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWho's It Best For?\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eParty animals, pranksters\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMaximum comedy potential\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eShop Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks! 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