{"product_id":"little-genie-fucks-i-have-to-give-tissue-paper-sheets-6-pack","title":"Little Genie Fucks I Have To Give Tissue Paper Sheets 6 Pack","description":"Tissue Paper Fuck I Have To Give is a sarcastic novelty gift wrap by Little Genie featuring hilarious middle finger design. Six-sheet pack measuring standard gift wrapping dimensions. Perfect for expressing cheeky attitude while presenting gifts with maximum snark and minimal politeness.\n\n\u003ch2\u003eAbout Tissue Paper Fuck I Have To Give\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLittle Genie's irreverent tissue paper transforms ordinary gift wrapping into a comedic statement. Each sheet boldly displays a graphic middle finger design, allowing gift-givers to communicate complex emotional landscapes through paper. Ideal for friends with dark humor or relationships requiring blunt communication, these sheets provide a satirical packaging solution. Compatible with \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/bdsmaustralia.com.au\/collections\/sunspice-lingerie\"\u003eSunspice Lingerie\u003c\/a\u003e gift presentations and party decorations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eTissue Paper Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Standard gift wrapping size approximately 20x20 inches, perfect for most gift boxes and bags.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-quality tissue paper with vibrant color printing and durable graphic design.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFunction\/Power:\u003c\/strong\u003e Creates instant comedic impact through provocative visual messaging.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnique Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e Middle finger graphic printed across entire sheet for maximum snarky effect.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eComplete Measurements:\u003c\/strong\u003e Six sheets per pack, each measuring standard tissue paper dimensions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial Composition:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lightweight paper with full-color graphic printing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePower Source:\u003c\/strong\u003e No power required - pure comedic energy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSpecial Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sarcastic messaging, multipurpose wrapping potential.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackage Contents:\u003c\/strong\u003e Six sheets of middle finger-themed tissue paper in single pack.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eUsing Tissue Paper Fuck I Have To Give\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBasic Operation\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnwrap tissue paper sheet. 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