{"product_id":"glittering-hens-party-silly-straws-set-of-008","title":"Glittering Hen'S Party Silly Straws - Set Of 8","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n  .pd-desc .lede{text-align:center;margin:0 auto 1.2em;max-width:48em}\n  .pd-desc .ataglance{background:#e5380d;border-radius:10px;padding:20px 24px;margin:22px 0;color:#fff}\n  .pd-desc .ataglance strong,.pd-desc .ataglance li{color:#fff}\n  .pd-desc .ataglance ul{margin:.5em 0 0;padding-left:1.2em}\n  .pd-desc .safety{background:#e5380d;border-radius:10px;padding:20px 24px;margin:22px 0;color:#fff}\n  .pd-desc .safety strong{color:#fff}\n  .pd-desc .trust{margin:18px 0;text-align:center}\n  .pd-desc .trust span{background:#e5380d;color:#fff;border-radius:24px;padding:9px 18px;display:inline-block;margin:5px 6px}\n  .pd-desc table{border-collapse:collapse;width:100%;margin:14px 0}\n  .pd-desc th,.pd-desc td{border:1px solid rgba(255,255,255,.25);padding:11px 13px;text-align:left;vertical-align:top}\n  .pd-desc th{background:#e5380d;color:#fff}\n  .pd-desc .byline{font-style:italic}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"lede\"\u003eBachelorette and buck parties need a laugh-out-loud moment that breaks the ice and gets everyone talking. Glittering Hen's Party Silly Straws - Set of 8 delivers exactly that—eight food-grade plastic drinking straws shaped like a penis, designed to turn any drink into comedy gold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ataglance\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAt a glance\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQuantity:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8 individual straws per set\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8 inches each\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Food-grade plastic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Detailed penis shape with vibrant printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUse:\u003c\/strong\u003e Drinking straws for beverages at parties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"trust\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🚚 Plain, discreet packaging\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🔒 Discreet billing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e↩︎ Hygiene-conscious returns policy\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat it is\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGlittering Hen's Party Silly Straws - Set of 8 are novelty drinking straws shaped like a penis, made from high-quality food-safe plastic. Each straw measures 8 inches long and features detailed, realistic design work with vibrant non-toxic ink printing. The flexible construction lets you position them at different angles for maximum visual impact and comedy. They're built to handle both alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks without degrading or losing their shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhat sets these straws apart is their pure entertainment value at adult celebrations. Unlike generic party favours, the detailed penis design guarantees immediate recognition and laughter. See the full BDSM Australia range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/bdsmaustralia.com.au\/collections\/bachelorette-gifts\"\u003eBachelorette Gifts\u003c\/a\u003e to explore other ways to make your event unforgettable. These straws are conversation starters that work every single time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eKey features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFood-safe material:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% food-grade plastic ensures safety with any beverage type, making them suitable for repeated use across multiple events.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDetailed design:\u003c\/strong\u003e Realistic penis shape with vibrant printing creates immediate visual comedy and guaranteed laughter from guests.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlexible construction:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bendable design allows multiple drinking angles and positioning for maximum comedic effect and comfort.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStandard length:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8 inches per straw fits most glasses and cups, making them compatible with any drink setup or serving style.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSet of eight:\u003c\/strong\u003e Enough straws for a full group drinking experience, perfect for toasts, games, or shared moments of hilarity.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Each straw measures 8 inches in length, fitting standard drinking glasses and party cups.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% food-grade plastic with non-toxic, vibrant ink printing for safe consumption.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Detailed penis-shaped construction with realistic proportions and visual detail.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlexibility:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bendable plastic allows positioning at multiple angles without cracking or breaking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackage contents:\u003c\/strong\u003e Set includes 8 individual drinking straws in convenient storage packaging.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePower source:\u003c\/strong\u003e Manual use only—no batteries or moving parts required.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eHow to use a bachelorette and buck\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eRemove a straw from the set and insert it into your chosen beverage. Position the penis-shaped end for maximum visual effect—this is where the comedy happens. Drink normally through the straw while enjoying the reactions from everyone around you. The straws work with any drink type, from cocktails to soft drinks, and the flexible design lets you angle them however looks funniest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUse these straws during toasts, group drinking games, or as centrepiece conversation starters throughout your event. Rotate them among friends to keep the laughter going. You can create drinking challenges or photo opportunities that guests will remember for years. Stock \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/bdsmaustralia.com.au\/collections\/lubes-and-essentials\"\u003eLubes and Essentials\u003c\/a\u003e nearby if you're planning a longer celebration with multiple rounds of drinks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"safety\"\u003eRinse straws thoroughly with warm water after each use, and allow them to air dry completely before storing to prevent bacterial growth. \u003cstrong\u003eSafety first.\u003c\/strong\u003e This information is general in nature only and is not medical or professional advice; it does not account for your individual circumstances. Discontinue use immediately if you experience pain, numbness, discolouration, irritation or discomfort, and seek advice from a qualified medical professional if you have a relevant health condition or if symptoms persist.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCare and storage\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eRinse each straw with warm water immediately after use to remove any beverage residue. Air dry them completely on a clean surface or cloth. Store the set in its original packaging in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight or heat sources. Avoid harsh chemicals or abrasive scrubbing that could damage the printed design. Properly maintained straws will last through many celebrations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eLearn more\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eParty planning takes creativity and the right props to make the night unforgettable. These straws are just one element of a great celebration. Read our guide on \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/blog.adultsmart.com.au\/how-to-make-a-bucks-party-memorable-at-home\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eHow To Make A Bucks Party Memorable At Home\u003c\/a\u003e for more ideas and tips. Combine novelty straws with other entertainment choices to create a truly memorable event.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eMistress Athena's training notes\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"byline\"\u003eBy Mistress Athena — professional dominant and kink educator, sole instructor behind BDSM Australia's library of training videos. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/blog.adultsmart.com.au\/author\/mistress-athena\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eRead her full bio →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThese straws serve purposes far beyond their intended party function. I've incorporated them into psychological training scenarios where my submissives must navigate embarrassment and obedience simultaneously. The graphic design triggers immediate vulnerability—watching a submissive's face as they understand what they're holding becomes a powerful control mechanism. I use their discomfort as a teaching tool, reinforcing my dominance through calculated humiliation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the straws unexpectedly during training sessions reveals fascinating behavioral responses. My submissives' initial reactions—nervousness, hesitation, reluctant compliance—tell me exactly where their boundaries lie. The simple act of forcing acceptance creates profound psychological shifts. Their struggle between embarrassment and the need to obey demonstrates submission in its purest form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eStrategic deployment works best during moments of heightened vulnerability. I've observed how the straws become symbols of my control—objects they must accept, use, and surrender to my direction. The detailed design compounds their psychological impact, making each moment of use a reminder of my authority. Aftercare following these scenarios involves careful attention to emotional processing, ensuring my submissives understand the training's purpose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSee this and similar tools in action across my \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCOG36wMHOhffhL9lZdWdmvQ\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e300+ training videos\u003c\/a\u003e on the BDSM Australia channel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHow it compares\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eFeature\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eGlittering Hen's Party Silly Straws\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eStandard Novelty Straws\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eBasic Drinking Straws\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDesign detail\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eRealistic penis-shaped with vibrant printing\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGeneric funny shapes with basic colour\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eStraight plain design\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eEntertainment value\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHigh—guaranteed conversation starter\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMedium—mild novelty appeal\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNone—purely functional\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMaterial quality\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFood-grade plastic, durable\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eStandard plastic, variable durability\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eStandard plastic\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eParty impact\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eImmediate laughter and photo moments\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBrief novelty recognition\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNo special impact\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eQuantity\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8 straws per set\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eVaries by brand (typically 6–12)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTypically 50+ per pack\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy you'll reach for it\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse our bachelorette collection and you'll find plenty of decoration options, but nothing delivers laughter quite like these straws. Every guest will want one, and the moment someone raises their drink, the whole room erupts. At BDSM Australia, we stock Glittering Hen's Party Silly Straws - Set of 8 because they're genuinely funny and genuinely unforgettable. Grab your set today and guarantee your party has at least one moment everyone will talk about forever. Strong Brands. Honest Service. Genuine Care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Little Genie","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47383588274341,"sku":"NEW-419-NOATTRIBUTES-SHOP-NONE-70259","price":19.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/0625\/9621\/files\/NEW-419-NOATTRIBUTES-SHOP-NONE-70259-1.jpg?v=1781603051","url":"https:\/\/bdsmaustralia.com.au\/products\/glittering-hens-party-silly-straws-set-of-008","provider":"BDSM Australia","version":"1.0","type":"link"}