Ouch! Door Restraint Set

Hey, you adventurous beings who like to walk on the wild side – have we got a treat for you! Introducing the Ouch! Door Restraint Set, the must-have accessory for anyone looking to add a pinch of spice to their love life. This isn't your grandma's knitting club; this is the Ouch! Door Restraint Set, where doors are not just for entering; they're for entering a whole new dimension of pleasure.

Setting the stage for some seriously next-level fun is easier than deciphering IKEA instructions (thank goodness). Just slap those 2 acrylic tubes over the door's top, sneak the other 2 tubes underneath, seal the deal by closing (and locking, if you're into that) the door. Congratulations, you've just transformed your ordinary door into a love portal. Warning: Side effects may include increased heart rate, flushed cheeks, and uncontrollable giggles.

Now, let's talk accessories. The Ouch! Door Restraint Set isn't holding back – you get 4 adjustable tethers, 2 plush wrist cuffs, 2 ankle cuffs softer than a cloud, 4 acrylic door jam tubes for that industrial-chic vibe, and a satin eye mask to keep the mystery alive. It's like a full-course meal of pleasure, and you're the chef.

So, why settle for boring doors when you can have the Ouch! Door Restraint Set turning your bedroom into the hottest spot in town? Spice up your life, spice up your door – it's time to make your entrance grand!